Scenario of the festive concert dedicated to the day of the medical worker - 2009
Before the start of the event, songs of a medical theme are played.
The beginning of the event sounds _________ song ____"People in white coats"
Speech by the Director of the Department of Health - Svetlana Viktorovna Vasilkova____________________________________________
Music sounds at the exit of Tamara Vasilievna Minkina _____________
Award Ceremony ____________________________________________
Svetlana Viktorovna's speech
Award Ceremony __________________________________________
Music sounds at the exit of the presenter ________________________________
Vedas - Good afternoon, dear, dear heroes of the occasion! Happy holiday to you! Happy Medical Worker's Day!
Today we have a very exciting and responsible performance for pupils and teachers of the GDDT, because each participant in the concert was in your capable and kind hands. We would like to thank you people who give and prolong the most precious thing that a person has - life!
And if tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, not at work, or at home you will have one smile more, if, returning home today, you remember some song or joke heard at the concert, we will be very pleased. So, we have not tried in vain. Accept congratulations from the city House of Children's Creativity.
Room ______________ Yablonka, Crescendo ____________
It sounds ____________________ “Light the exit” _____________________
1 - Everything is in order there is no tail!
All - We chop off the tails!
2 - Then let's start!
3 - Agents, pay in order!
3 - agent X
4 – Agent xx
5 - Agent 3 x
6 - Agent xy
3 – Where is the trainee?
Everyone is an Intern?!
Intern - Intern Ygrek!
1 - Take off your hat!
2 - Take off your hat!
Together, take off your hat!
3 - We have arrived on a mission
Together - Harm!
3 - Why are you yelling, everything is audible here, quiet, necessary, quiet ....
Ygrek - And for doctors, everything is the other way around, they do no harm!
Andrei - From birth, a person falls into the hands of these people in white coats! And what?
Everything, that?!
Andrei - And what they are starting to do ... these are like them, the language does not dare to say ....
All Vaccinations!
Andrey - They are the most .... And we, as you know, are against vaccination, there is nothing to prick people with all sorts of nonsense!
Ygrek - Commander, what do you have?!
Andrey - Yes, so, the dog bit! What's wrong?
Everything - Nothing!
1 - Are you in good health? Temperatures, by any chance?
2 - Does the cramp bother you?
3 - Do you notice the grid before your eyes?
Andrew - What are you doing?!
5 – Why are you spitting so suspiciously?!
1 - Can you drink some water?
Andrew - No!
Ygrek - Everything is clear, we need an anti-rabies vaccine!
Andrey - I don't need any vaccine, do you want to fail the mission?!
2- Are you fatal?!
Andrey - I have never flown, and you won't force me to!
2- Agents, Commander, I don't understand?! Let's explain!
Everything - Come on!
2 - Well, in general, soon you will drop your hooves ....
4 - Glue the flippers together!
5 - Move the horses!
Andrew - What?
1 - Why what, Khan to you, that's what!
Andrey - How is it Khan, I just started to live, I bought a hat, I sewed a twisted raincoat to order, I gathered you agents, and that's it, life is over!?
2 - It turns out that it is!
Andrew - what to do?
3 - We told you, we urgently need an anti-rabies vaccine!
Andrey - What are injections again?!
All - Do not want, do not!
Andrei - Did you tell the truth about the volatile outcome ?!
4 - Firstly, not volatile, but lethal ...
5 - And secondly, they wouldn’t know, they wouldn’t say!
Andrew - And what do you suggest?!
1 - Remove ambition, and as an apology, present some kind of surprise!
Andrey - Will dessert work?!
2 - Well, it's not for us to judge!
Andrew - And who?
Together for the Spectator!
Andrey - So, today we will cook an amazing dish!
Together - "Medical Dessert!"
Anya - For this we need to take 2 kg of youth and activity, the leader of the Shakhty City Duma Andrey Anatolyevich Ryabov
Olya - 2 tablespoons of the vast experience of the honored doctor of the Russian Federation, surgeon Nikolai Ivanovich Kopytko,
Alina - A glass of responsibility, seriousness and new ideas of Galina Ivanovna Chuvashova.
Vika - Add charm and excellent leadership of Natalia Semyonovna Pansurkina.
Andrey - At the tip of the knife of youth, prospects, responsibility for everything Igor Alekseevich Legkov,
Denis - A handful of undertakings by Inna Viktorovna Shevchenko.
Anya - Mix everything with the intelligence and commitment of Georgy Grigoryevich Golubnichy,
Olya - And gratitude from the women and children of Olga Alexandrovna Shevchenko
Alina - As a surprise, put the efficiency, activity of Galina Eduardovna Belinskaya.
Vika - Warm up on the success of Tatyana Anatolyevna Koeka
Andrey - Bake in the diligence and reliability of Vladimir Mikhailovich Seizures.
Denis - And in the successful leadership, advanced technologies and forms of work of Sergey Vladimirovich Khlynin
Olya - Decorate all this with Anatoly Pavlovich Litvinenko's sense of humor and calmness and Valery Petrovich Zhinkin, Honored Doctor of the Russian Federation, with excellent organizational skills.
Anya - Sprinkle kindness, responsiveness, responsibility, and love to the children of the chief pediatrician of the city, Nina Andreevna Shilina!
Alina - Serve on the table with many years of organizational experience, perseverance, reliability and loyalty of Mikhail Leonidovich Gorlovetsky ……………
Anya - With decency, diligence, and love of the children of her district, Lyubov Ivanovna Turichenko!
Andrey - Oh, and it turned out yummy!
Alina - Of course, because only the cream of medicine works in our city
Glory, glory
Together for doctors
Nurses, paramedics,
To all nurses, optometrists,
Obstetricians, prosthodontists,
Dentists and lorams.
Glory we sing all in chorus.
Even if someone is healthy
After all, life began with doctors!
Their caring hands
Ease the pain of mothers;
So that we can be born.
God forbid we catch a cold
Catch bronchitis or flu -
We will immediately remember them!
Everyone will tell you about them
How skillful and brave;
How to get attention
To improve the condition;
How, fighting for the lives of people,
Forget about theirs.
Take the Hippocratic Oath
She is faithful in her work.
Glory, glory to the doctors!
We bow low to you.
Together - Happy Holidays!
Number_ Dance "classic" _______ "Chinese" ________________
Sounds ________________________________________________________
Vedas - Birth and death - a great and trembling mystery, the cover of which no one has dared to break yet. Each person comes into life as a guest, grows, creates, becomes the master of fate, but old age comes imperceptibly, the result of a life lived. They say: “what is old, what is small” - both are defenseless, they get sick more often, they get bored, they are offended, they need joy more than we do, they yearn for an affectionate word, and the directors of Nursing Care Homes know this like no one else: Boguslavsky Anatoly Borisovich, Kilina Galina Gennadievna, Sinyavtseva Inna Alexandrovna. On their shoulders lay the most difficult task of caring for the elderly. They do not skimp on spiritual generosity, mercy and compassion. Optimism and faith in the future, allows them to cope with any tasks. I wish you good health, family well-being and warmth!
Accept congratulations _____________________________________________________________
Number_ Song______ "Chimney Sweep" _______________________________
Ved - In our city, there are five specialized regional dispensaries that work closely with municipal medical institutions to provide medical care to the population. And you always find mutual understanding and support. It is these specialists that we would like to see in the structure of municipal medical institutions. And on this friendly note, we continue our holiday concert.
Number _______ Dance ____ "Pa + Pa" ______________________________
Ved - Shakhty branch of ROFOMS and the Department of Health - the employees of these institutions confidently keep abreast of funding. Excellent organizers, quickly, clearly, smoothly solve all the tasks assigned to them, of course, under the strict guidance of the beautiful women Svetlana Viktorovna Vasilkova and Elena Nikolaevna Lopatkina. Isn't it happiness when you are understood and supported! We wish you to continue to walk hand in hand, maintaining warm relations. Happy holiday, dear friends, by right - with your holiday, the day of the medical worker!
And I invite Svetlana Viktorovna Vasilkova, Director of the Health Department, to the stage for the awards ceremony.
Sounds _________________________ Exit ____________________________
Sounds ___ Awards Ceremony _________________________________
Host - And once again accept congratulations from the City House of Children's Creativity
Number ______________ "Classic" __________________________________
Vedas - Let me, on behalf of the employees of the State Duma, congratulate you once again on the holiday. I see a lot of women in the hall and I think men will not be offended if I start congratulations from the beautiful half of humanity:
What does a woman need? We all seem to know
And yet, friends, we sincerely wish:
Good luck in job! Nice weather!
Love - pure, tender and repeated!
Children of different sexes! Fitted coat!
Male compliments
Silky hair! White teeth!
Wealthy and very tender husbands!
Love burning, as in the series.
Five episodes per channel.
Perfume from Dior. Flowers daily
Desires fulfilled right instantly!
Wealthy husbands (as they say,
If you really want it, it’s not a sin to repeat it!)
Trips - not to the garden, but to the sea.
Cakes are delicious, but without calories.
Exhausting passions! Brief difficulties!
Diamonds no less than forty carats!
And so that in the morning you are not woken up by an alarm clock
And coffee or tea and a favorite defender!
On this day, we wish men:
Successful career, good figure
And just beautiful muscles!
Foreign cars, but the steering wheel is on the left.
Salon to leather and mahogany!
Romanov resort. Insane impulses.
But everything that would be - prudently!
Scientific papers, dissertations without pain.
Of course, a huge male willpower!
Quiet, beautiful and very family wives!
Hot and daily lunches!
Different intentions, but better than serious ones.
Five-room and five-star dwellings!
Salaries are good, well, just excellent
To proudly say: "It's not decent to speak!"
And it seems ... we forgot something else ...
Oh ok! Love! And sideboards without dust!
And yet, we haven't said one thing.
More luck, less sadness!
And so that patients do not upset
But only "Healthy!" you have always been answered!
Happy holiday!
Number ________ "Semyon" ____________________________________________
Screenplay by E.Yu.Sergeev.
June 2009
Dear friends!
I hope from the bottom of my heart -
Let's have fun!
We start our feast honest -
We ask everyone to sit down!
Hello! For those who don't know, my name is ________________! And today, for the 5th time, I was entrusted with hosting your festive banquet. I am glad to welcome representatives of the most humane profession, medical workers, to this festive table.
Where do we start?
With boring phrases and congratulations?
Oh no! .. And there is no doubt about it
To spite the enemies, the fate of the villain
I want to say - pour it!
To the fullest!
Therefore, I ask the gentlemen to look after the charming ladies, fill their glasses and themselves, and thereby prepare for the first toast!
You all know from your own experience that people in white coats have to work very, very hard. But let's remember one wise saying, known since ancient times: "The one who has a good rest works well."
Therefore, I urge you, dear friends, to sit down at the festive table more conveniently and forget about all your daily worries and difficulties. Let's rest!
1 part of Medic's Day. Congratulations from the head doctor
Dear friends! The word for the first toast, according to tradition, is provided ( FULL NAME. ch. doctor).
Congratulations on the day of the paramedic
Toast 1
And I am pleased to congratulate you on the long-awaited minutes, code-named "Joy of the Stomach"
Part 2 of Medic's Day. A little about the evening
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, bon appetit and good mood! And while you're having a snack, I want to briefly introduce you to how our evening will go.
For the next 30-40 minutes we will listen to congratulations, drink and eat.
Then I will announce a small smoking and dancing intermission for 30 minutes. During which music will play. Anyone who wants to can dance, smoke, chat in the fresh air. Later, we will sit down at the table again for 30-40 minutes. Again we will congratulate, participate in contests, play advanced games, be surprised by surprises, eat and drink. Then again there will be a smoking and dancing intermission for thirty minutes. So the feast will constantly alternate with dancing, and at the very end, after many hours, when you are already tired of food, toasts, games and me, a long dance marathon awaits you until you drop.
Who wants to eat - eat!
Who wants to smoke - smoke!
Who wants to say - let's talk! Who wants to dance - dance!
Who wants to play games - play enough!
Who wants to get drunk - get drunk!
Who wants to relax - cool rest!
Whoever wants it will get it!
3rd part of Medic's Day. VIP guest greeting
Dear friends! You all know that a good mood and a good appetite are directly related.
"A cheerful look makes food a feast." Caring people here are already whispering to me: “There is a small gap between the 1st and 2nd!”
With a feeling of deep respect, I traditionally give the second word of our evening to the honorary, important guest, the head of the administration ( FULL NAME.).
Congratulation of the mayor of the city
Toast 2
4th part of Medic's Day. For health.
To live more cheerfully in the world, we will drink now on the 3rd.
Well, why are we sitting, bored, pouring more actively.
The great philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer argued that "happiness lies primarily in health." I propose to drink a glass for you, who stand guard over human health, and, consequently, human happiness! For your health!
3rd toast "For health"
5th part of Medic's Day. For women
"The folk proverb says:
“No gravy and the cabbage dries out,” so now is the time for the next toast and gravy-pouring. In this regard, I again want to ask the gentlemen, while I am making the next toast, to take care of the ladies and fill their glasses.
Most often, men become the luminaries of medicine. Honor and praise to them! But ask them, could they achieve such heights if it were not for the active help of fellow assistants, if not for the skillful and gentle hands of sisters and nurses? And if you pay attention to the entire medical staff, it becomes obvious that “we cannot live without women, no” ... It is worth paying tribute to them and thanking all the women, working and practically living in the kingdom of Hippocrates. I propose a toast to their health!
4th toast "For women".
Game-acquaintance. (Music - mounted clappers).
And now, attention guests!
Before we continue our evening, let's get to know each other.
At the big beautiful table
Gathered at this hour
I offer all of you together
Get to know now.
I am without flattery and passions
Here I will introduce all the guests
Well, you need support and applause.
1. We expect a standing ovation from you for the city administration headed by ( FULL NAME. heads of administration).
2. What is a holiday without friends,
important dear guests -
Rise together together
and show yourself to all the guests.
Don't miss the moment
Give them a round of applause.
3. I will tell you simply, without fanfare:
Meet sponsors soon!
I ask you to stand up, do not be lazy and show yourself to the people!
4. Where do we have doctors here
It's time to greet them!
To the wonderful doctors of the city ... - hip-hip ... Hooray!
5. We ask all nurses, experienced and young, to stand up. We applaud for them!
6. We welcome people on whom your material well-being depends - economists and accountants!
7. Salute of applause to the representatives of the economic service.
8. Let's clap our hands
For all guests! For you, good ones!
What a friendly company we have today.
I propose to drink to it.
Let's raise our glasses to our friendly honest company.
Toast 5 "For a friendly company."
7th part of Medic's Day. Competition Best congratulations.
Your professional holiday is a holiday of the smartest, kindest and most wonderful people in the world.
I am sure that a person who knows how to heal is able, like no one else, to understand, sympathize and support other people.
We continue the baton of holiday greetings and I invite you to participate in the competition for the best congratulations and wishes to your colleagues.
Congratulations 2-3 people.
And now I invite all those present to evaluate the eloquence of each of those who spoke with applause.
(The winner is the one who gets the loudest applause, and he is awarded the prize.)
I propose to accept the congratulations and wishes of the winner as a toast.
6th toast. For what has been said to come true and to be raised to a power.
8th part of Medic's Day. Readiness check
The holiday of medical workers is celebrated in summer, when it is warm and sunny, and the peak of work is in winter, when it is cold, slippery and fluy. These two seasons are very important for us. And not only for us. There is not a single poet who has not written poems about winter or summer. And poetry with a melody is already a song.
And now, dear doctors, I propose to conduct a professional check for “singiness”.
We set the theme "summer", "winter".
You need to remember and sing in turn a verse or at least a few lines from songs that mention these seasons or their signs.
For example:
Winter:
A blizzard sweeps along the street
Summer:
One summer at dawn
Winter: Oh, frost, frost
Summer:
And the dawn is already more noticeable
So please be kind
Don't forget these summer
Moscow Nights! Etc.
The team that can sing something corresponding to a given theme when the rivals are already exhausted will win.
Sleep well, friends! I don't think there are any winners or losers in this competition. After all, despite the fact that you were focused on certain seasons, all the songs that sounded speak mainly about love that lives at all times. Let's raise our glasses to the singers of love, that is, to you, and to love!
6th toast "For love"
So that the guests do not sit
to infinity,
We offer everyone
Stretch your limbs.
Everybody dance!
Hey DJ, rock it!
Dance break.
Game Find a Pair
And now you are invited to find your partner for dancing, using the clue of fate (we and you know how important the role of this lady is in our life).
In 2 hats there are halves of cards: in one - those on which the beginnings of famous proverbs are written, in the other - their continuations. The participants in the game draw one half each (men - from one hat, women - from the other) and look for someone who has a card with the beginning or end of this proverb. This is how they find partners for the next slow dance (but don't insist that those who don't want to dance). The number of players must be even.
List of proverbs for the game:
1. Who is warned is armed.
2. Not all that glitters is gold.
3. God saves the safe.
4. The hat on the thief is on fire.
5. He who knows a little of everything knows nothing.
6. They don’t go to a foreign monastery with their own charter.
7. There are devils in still waters.
8. A bird in the hand is better than a crane in the sky.
9. Water does not flow under a lying stone.
10. Seven nannies have a child without an eye.
11. Where it is thin, it breaks there.
12. Brevity is the sister of talent.
13. They judge not by words, but by deeds.
14. At night, all cats are gray.
15. What is written with a pen cannot be cut down with an ax.
16. It is better to see once than hear a hundred times.
17. A miser pays twice.
18. In love and war, all means are good.
19. What you sow, you will reap.
20. Not knowing the ford, do not poke your head into the water.
Leading: So, the halves of the proverbs are finally connected and it's time to announce a slow dance.
A slow dance
Leading: My friends! I want to please you. Everyone who came to our holiday, literally everyone, bought a ticket for the trip. Imagine how great! Applause. Listen, I didn’t even expect that everyone loves freebies so much. Well, let's go for a free ride, shall we? Everyone loves freebies.
Train whistle ( Effect)
1. Lined up as a train!
And after ( Name) we are going on a journey. Music
We put our hands on the shoulders of a neighbor. Now hands on the neighbor's ears, neck, hips. Here comes the freebie. Men, the hips are slightly lower. We wave our right hand together. We decided to make the first stop and brought all of you to the Caucasus!
We dance "Lezginka"
Where are our hot horsemen?
We ask for two wonderful doctors in the center of the circle - ___________________! Here they are Caucasian hot guys! And let's go! Music.
Here are almost Caucasian hot women. Now the jigits get down on one knee, the ladies take him by one finger and go around. And now to the other side. Ay, well done! How many hot people are among you!
Following (name), we cling to the wagons of the locomotive. This time we put our hands on the waist, (knees, heels).
Look at your colleagues! So they will go home today.
Hands on chest! It's just below the chin, above the waist!
(What are you, men, I was joking).
We make one more stop.
And we have arrived in a country about which they say that it has absolutely everything!
Of course, this is Greece. And we dance the favorite dance of the Greeks "Sirtaki".
We stand in a circle, put our hands on the shoulders of a neighbor. The last time we cling to the trailer of a steam locomotive.
A pleasant surprise awaits our guests - we are going to the carnival!
(Hats and other props to prepare)
Ladies and gentlemen, you were brought to sunny Brazil, just at this time of the year we got there for the carnival. But where do you get the costumes? A bag from Zaitsev, or maybe from D.A. Medvedev, comes in handy. Now I will dress you all up!
Having gathered in one big circle, we all dance in Brazilian style to cheerful music. Who does not know how to dance in Brazilian style, raises his hands higher and vigorously wags his back ... th.
Hands up. On the count of three, only the girls scream. Men answer them at the expense of 3 (who won?). And the loudest applause to all who were active and cheerful!
A big thank you to everyone who rode with us.
To remember later
This moment in the biography
I suggest you urgently take a photo of all of you.
Photoshoot.
Game "Magic Hands"
A moment of attention! Now I suggest you play a game of manual dexterity, because it is known that the skillful hands of doctors work wonders.
There are 4-5 people in the game (double newspaper sheets). Players in a line hold an unfolded newspaper in the very corner in their hand extended at shoulder level. On command, the players try, without lowering their hands and without resorting to the help of another, to completely crumple the newspaper, gathering it into a fist. At the end, raise your hand with the newspaper above your head. While the participants in the game manipulate the newspapers, the spectators count the seconds in unison. The winner will receive a reward - a diploma "Masters of Magic Hands" and a prize.
2nd feast on Medic's Day
For the holiday table
We invite you again!
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Must continue.
Toast to Obedient Patients
One day, in a restaurant, the doctor saw his patient, who enthusiastically absorbed glass after glass of alcohol. The doctor could not stand it and approached him: “Listen, I have allowed you to drink no more than two glasses a day!” To which the patient kindly replied: “Of course, doctor. But I'm being treated ... not only with you!
Friends! I propose a toast to the fact that all doctors come across obedient patients with whom it would be pleasant to work and for the successful treatment of which you can raise glasses!
1st toast "For obedient patients".
2. Toast to the vocation
Doctors can rightfully be called pioneers, sea captains. After all, no matter how many identical diagnoses there are, the people who have to be treated are unique. And with each patient, the doctor makes a new journey into the unknown.
Let's sing about it
"Song about Aesculapius" to the motive "Song about the captain"
1. There lived a brave Aesculapius,
He healed everyone
And he saved people from death more than once.
I picked up fifteen at once,
Didn't spare the last effort
But never even
vacation did not ask.
And in trouble, and in work
He sang this song everywhere:
Chorus.
After all, a smile heals the heart.
2. Toast But once Aesculapius
Saved the maiden from death paws.
And fell in love with a patient crazy.
Fifteen times he blushed,
Stuttered and turned pale
But he never smiled.
He grew gloomy, he grew thin,
But no one sang to him in a friendly way:
"Aesculapius, Aesculapius, smile,
After all, a smile heals the heart.
Aesculapius, Aesculapius, pull up
Only cheerful fate smiles!
Doctors, doctors, smile
After all, a smile heals the heart.
Doctors, doctors, pull up
Only cheerful fate smiles!
I propose to raise glasses for your life choice, for your vocation! ( Music sounds.)
2nd toast "For calling".
3. Toast Skeleton.
A familiar doctor told me this story: “They knocked on the doctor’s apartment. He opens the door - no one. Then he goes out onto the landing and sees a skeleton leaning against the door! “That's how it always is! the doctor grumbles. - They pull to the last, and then crawl to the doctor! Let's raise our glasses so that people remember doctors in time and appreciate their selfless work. Happy professional holiday!
3rd toast "To appreciate the work of a physician."
4. Toast to a friendly team.
It's no secret that a good doctor needs not only his own talent, knowledge and sensitivity. For success in this difficult field, support and understanding from colleagues are very important. That is what is called teamwork. Friends, let's remember what words can be called such work and the components of success. So, who was the first to remember? (cooperation, friendship, union, unity, unanimity, like-mindedness, consent, partnership, community, interaction, mutual assistance, mutual understanding, mutual assistance, cohesion, coherence, teamwork, songness)
Let's drink it all now
For a friendly team, for you!
Toast 4 "For a friendly team."
5. The game "Fishermen".
Dear friends! To bring you up to speed on what will happen next, I will tell you one anecdote.
Fishermen rest and talk. First: “I somehow pulled a catfish by 103 kilograms!” The second: “And I pulled three at once on one hook!” Third: “And I once sat, nothing pecks. Suddenly, the float goes sharply under the water, I pull, and there is a silver candelabra in three candles and all the candles are burning ... "Here the first one again takes the floor and says:" I, perhaps, will reduce my catfish by a hundred kilos, but you put out the candles.
But in our next game called "Fishermen" there will be prizes better than a silver chandelier. Prizes will be special, fishing. Therefore, for the next game, I need two gentlemen who love fishing. Please, fishermen, don't be shy!"
Dear fishermen! Introduce youreself. You can give your name, or you can give a fishing nickname, for example, the unsurpassed hooker and tamer of whales and sharks, Sharp Harpoon.
So, there are two aces of fishing in all the waters of the world, including fountains and baths, just Sergey and Vovka Strong Hand! Your applause! Dear participants, it is not for me to tell you that when catching fish, a good reaction and manual dexterity are required from a fisherman. And now we will test your agility and sleight of hand on an ancient and simple device.
2 coils (each 5-8 m), in the middle of which a hook (paperclip) is tied.
Your task is to unwind the fishing line to its full length and pull it slightly.
(Hang an opaque bag on a hook in the middle of the line).
Exactly between you, I hung a gorgeous prize, winning which you will receive a few more additional prizes. But there is one condition: the prize that hangs must be tested. At my command, you will quickly begin, each on your own, to wind the fishing line on the reel. Whoever winds his part of the fishing line first and reaches the prize hanging between you on the hook, he receives this prize. Then the winner tests it and receives additional gifts. Are the rules clear?
(fun music)
Competition "More dexterous and faster..."
Your applause to the participants of the competition and especially to the winner!” the winner takes out a large family shorts from the bag.
Experienced people say that polka-dot shorts are better than polka-dot shorts! And I remind you that these fishing shorts need to be tested, put on your health!
Dear friends! While the winner tries on the secret fishing outfit, I want to give you a riddle. It sounds like this: "A hundred clothes and all without fasteners." What is this?"
And what is there to guess - it's 50 shorts and 50 socks.
consolation prize ( roach) to the loser
To the winner: And here is this vobla and a reel of fishing line in addition for you!” Ladies and Gentlemen! And now, with your permission, I announce the dance of the fisherman!
I remind you that the winner cannot refuse to dance.
Fisherman's dance Muses. Rock'n'roll
Thanks, you made us laugh. Your applause to the best rock-n-roll fisher-dancer!
And the last one is an anecdote. “One winter a man got together to go fishing. He came, began to peck the ice, suddenly some voice said: “There are no fish here!” The man did not understand, went to another place, starts to peck, again the voice: “There are no fish here !!” The man crosses over, and to him again: “There are no fish here !!!” The man was offended and angrily asks: “Who are you?” The voice replies: "The director of the rink!"
Toast. Let's drink to cheerful people who can support the company.
dance break 2.
Now I suggest that you test in practice your ability to act together as a team, and to begin with, I suggest choosing captains and instructing them to recruit teams.
All of you, dear friends, are invited to participate in team games. So, the captains are in place, but where are the teams?
(Leaving the table is done to bravura music.)
Team games.
Organize 2 teams.
Leading: Teams, stand opposite each other.
Team attention! Which one of you is the best? (Scream).
And who is louder?
Team ( surname or name of the captain) - try to shout down!
We'll have to arrange a competition, which will take place in several stages. Whoever wins will be the best.
So whose team...
1. will be the highest we will see right now, because you have to build a pyramid without using chairs.
2. And whose team will make a wider circle in the free part of the hall - (wide - circle).
3. And whose team is the tightest? - (small circle).
4. Well, in that case, whose team is the lowest?
5. Which team will be the longest chain holding hands and stretching from wall to wall?
6. And who stomps their feet louder?
7. In that case, who claps louder?
9. In this case, the last - whose team is ... the most dancing?
Music "Everything will be fine" (Serduchka) - everyone is dancing.
It's time to take stock.
But how are we going to choose the best team, if we are all mixed up, and we no longer have teams, we got one big friendly team.
And this means that friendship won! On this optimistic note, we announce a dance for everyone who considers himself young and successful.
A slow dance.
Disco.
3rd feast on the Day of the Medic.
To continue the fun
We have to pour again.
1. Blitz wishes.
Dear friends, I bow before your noble cause.
All of you deserve the warmest words and best wishes not only from patients, but also from each other. Please yourself, do not skimp on words. Remember, as they say: "A kind word and a cat is pleased."
So, blitz wishes!
In a nutshell, let's get started!
Toast 1. "For people in white coats"
Let's drink to the people
Dressed in white coats.
For nurses and doctors
Who is in office not for a salary.
Let's wish them
Health, happiness and good luck.
Let the sky be blue
And all problems are solved.
Let's also raise our glasses
For the rest of the people
To become more healthy
And you had less adversity!
2. "Esculapius".
Joke - awards ceremony
Today we are present at the ceremony of presenting the "Esculapius" awards, awarded by the Medical Academy and dedicated to the All-Russian holiday - the day of the medical worker.
For a whole year, members of the Medical Academy discussed the merits of the nominees, washed their bones, laid them out on the shelves, saw through and endowed them with all sorts of epithets. And here is the result of this painstaking work today we present to your attention. We thought for a long time and decided which of you in which nomination should be nominated and came to the conclusion that everything and everyone. But from an organizational point of view, this is quite difficult ... so we will resort to a proven method.
I think it's time to get acquainted with the contenders for victory in various categories.
These are talented, successful, educated doctors. All of them, of course, are different, but one thing unites them - the ability to achieve results in their favorite business.
So, in the 1st nomination "Hot Pepper" are presented: (full name of 3 nominees-doctors)
The nominees will now be asked questions to which they must answer and demonstrate their wit, resourcefulness and originality of thinking.
Once again, I draw your attention to the fact that in the fight for the title of Hot Pepper, all answers are good, but the brighter the answer, the greater your chances of winning in this nomination. The audience will choose the winner.
1. What professional qualities do you need in your work?
2. Describe your life with a line from a song.
3. Spell out the word DOCTOR.
4. Why do patients love you?
5. Your motto in dealing with patients.
6. What do you value most in your colleagues?
2. Nomination "In love with the profession."
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What distinguishes a real loving doctor from a simple medical worker? (question to men).
Serenade of course!!! So, in the fight for the title of In Love with the Medical Profession, our nominees will serenade the ladies. ( props: guitar)
This is a very serious and responsible nomination, so impromptu is inappropriate here. We will give the nominees time and space to prepare.
And while our nominees are preparing to serenade, dear medical professionals, and especially men, we will check how you know your female colleagues!
Dear male doctors, congratulatory telegrams have been received from your female colleagues. But they were all in such a hurry that they forgot to sign. Your task is to determine the sender.
The shooter on trousers and fashionable clothes carefully wishes you ( Name) +
Width in the shoulders and a slender waist wishes you ( Name) +
Three-story houses, flawless friends and magnificent holidays wishes ( Name) +
Healthy liver, let the iron will not bend, signed ( Name) +
3. Nomination "Faster than Ambulance".
(FULL NAME. 3 nominees-doctors).
Rally Competition.
Do you have a driver's license, ie. rights? And familiar nurses? Then call or you can handle it yourself?
For those who did not finish the game in childhood. It is necessary to help with the help of a bandage that is attached to the car, so first you wind the rope around a pencil to the music, whoever winds it faster and does not get tangled wins
I round, and only then bandage, my dears, but quickly.
4. Nomination exclusively for surgery and traumatology. "I blinded him from what was."
(FULL NAME. 3 nominees-doctors).
Competition "Statue of Love".
You are Sculptors. Now your task is to invite a couple of M and F - from which you will sculpt a statue to the best of your imagination. You, as sculptors, put the participants in a pose representing Love and take 3rd place in the statue.
Discussion, medal and prizes.
Leading: The ladies are fainting, the curtain is closing.
Washing the awards begins.
And once again, applause to all the winners and participants.
To glorious medical workers, hip-hip... Hooray!!!
It's time for everyone to drink!
Toast 2.
3. Super prize draw. Code game. name "THREE" (raise the super prize above your head)
Dear friends! now we will play a game for beautiful ladies!
And this (name of the prize) is the main prize! I ask you, beautiful ladies, do not be shy, the prize can be yours, the number of participants is not limited.”
Stunning ladies! To participate in the final of this competition, I need only four participants.
These four finalists will play a very different game and all will receive prizes, the first of which is this awesome prize! Now I'm going to go through the elimination game.
I whistle once on the whistle and raise my right hand at the same time once (I whistle and raise), and you raise. If I whistle twice and raise my hand (I whistle twice and raise my hand once), then you don’t need to raise your hand - so I will deceive. Whoever does not raise his hand to a single whistle and raises to a double whistle is out. If two or more participants are wrong at the same time, then I reserve the right to choose one of them for elimination. And my choice will be impartial.
We have several training sessions before the qualifying round. I whistle several times in a row, after an interval of 4-5 seconds, and raise my hand up with each whistle. The participants, like me, raise their hands up. Then I whistle twice and raise my hand (mistake will be grounds for elimination from the qualifying game). Applause for the losers! There are four finalists left. The qualifying game is accompanied by the statements “Rexona works! (Upon raising the hand.)
Raise your hand at the right time,
made it to the final!"
Each eliminated contestant is cheered, for example:
- She fought, but it didn’t work out, support her with applause!
- What is important is not victory, but participation - your applause!
- Applause for her perseverance, she leaves this game to rest and win the next - competition!
- She didn’t win, but she didn’t give up, which means she deserves your applause!”
Finale: “Dear friends! Now, in the final, these beautiful and stubborn ladies will all receive prizes, as well as a super super prize.
Let's applaud the finalists! I ask the four finalists to stand in two pairs facing each other. Moreover, one pair is located on the right hand, the other on the left hand of me so that each of the participants freely reaches the bear, which I hold in front of me in my hand, with an outstretched hand. Now we will check the level of sharpness of the reactions of our finalists. We will find out how they drank to the health of their colleagues and choose "Miss movement coordination"!
The rules of the game are simple:
As soon as you hear the number 3, immediately put your palm on the head of this one... Just don't give him a concussion and don't hit each other with sharp claws. Whose hand will be the bottom after I pronounce the coveted number, she will receive a prize, taking first place. Let's start:
Once we caught a pike.
Gutted, but inside
(significant pause)…
in the word "inside" there is a desired number,
but it is not pure.
Once we caught a pike
Gutted, but inside
Saw a lot of fish.
Not just one, but whole...
Reflexes are good, but, unfortunately, I have not yet had time to pronounce the cherished figure. With your permission, I continue:
The hardened guy is dreaming. Become an Olympic champion. At the start, it's better not to be cunning.
Listen to the command: One! Two! .. March!
When you want to learn poetry
Do not teach them until late at night,
Better repeat in the morning
One, another, or maybe ... seven!
Be careful, the treasured figure can sound at any second.
One night at the train station
I had to wait three hours!
Raise the hand of the winner of the final. (Giving her the prize, ask for the name). Let's bathe (name) in applause! And now let's applaud all the wonderful finalists! (all prizes)
4. The game "Changeling".
Dear friends! Now I want to play one ancient aristocratic game. Some of you may have already played it, but my version of this game is fun and different. It is so because of the use of unusual and original words in the game. To get you up to date, ready for the game, and to create a special mood, I want to do a little warm-up using these unusual words. I will ask you questions, and you need to answer from the place. Let's start?" The guests nod, and I begin the warm-up: “Who is a barbarian?” - this is a cook on two rates!
What's happened
- kopchushka is a slovenly cop!”
- watchdog - director of the bar;
- attack - lipstick;
- arsenic is a miracle of selection;
- the lad is a killer;
- fellow countryman - dead;
- mordovorot - a goalkeeper from Mordovia;
- glucose - goat - drug addict;
- tomahawk - wife Tamara meets a drunken husband;
- boyfriend - lover of fish soup
5. Drinking songs.
6. Final toast. "From Moses to Einstein"
- Prophet Moses
- King Solomon
- Jesus Christ
- Philosopher Karl Marx
- Psychoanalyst Freud
- Physicist Albert Einstein
cook:
- Prizes; super prize;
- Cardboard medals, ribbons for them:
- Hot Pepper, In love with the profession, Faster than the Ambulance;
- Diploma: Master Magic Hands;
- Bandages 3 pcs.;
- Cars on strings, 3 pencils;
- Fishing line on 2 spools, hook, cool shorts for a fisherman, a mosquito hat, fishing boots.
- Newspaper sheets double 5 pcs.
Scenario of the banquet Day of the physician.
I feast.
An invitation to the table.
Dear friends!
I hope from the bottom of my heart -
Let's have fun!
We start our feast honest -
We ask everyone to sit down!
Hello! For those who don't know, my name is ________________! And today, for the 5th time, I was entrusted with hosting your festive banquet. I am glad to welcome representatives of the most humane profession, medical workers, to this festive table.
Where do we start?
With boring phrases and congratulations?
Oh no! .. And there is no doubt about it
To spite the enemies, the fate of the villain
I want to say - pour it!
To the fullest!
Therefore, I ask the gentlemen to look after the charming ladies, fill their glasses and themselves, and thereby prepare for the first toast!
You all know from your own experience that people in white coats have to work very, very hard. But let's remember one wise saying, known since ancient times: "The one who has a good rest works well."
Therefore, I urge you, dear friends, to sit down at the festive table more conveniently and forget about all your daily worries and difficulties. Let's rest!
1.
Congratulations chap. doctor
Dear friends! The word for the first toast, according to tradition, is provided (Full name of chief physician).
Congratulation.
Toast 1.
And I am pleased to congratulate you on the long-awaited minutes, code-named "Joy of the Stomach"
2.
A little about the evening
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, bon appetit and good mood! And while you're having a snack, I want to briefly introduce you to how our evening will go.
For the next 30-40 minutes we will listen to congratulations,
drink and eat.
Then I will announce a small smoking and dance intermission for 30 minutes. During which music will play. Anyone who wants to can dance, smoke, chat in the fresh air. Later, we will sit down at the table again for 30-40 minutes. Again we will congratulate, participate in contests, play advanced games, be surprised by surprises, eat and drink. Then again there will be a smoking and dancing intermission for thirty minutes. So the feast will constantly alternate with dancing, and at the very end, after many hours, when you are already tired of food, toasts, games and me, a long dance marathon awaits you until you drop.
Who wants to eat - eat!
Who wants to smoke - smoke!
Who wants to say - let's talk! Who wants to dance - dance!
Who wants to play games - play enough!
Who wants to get drunk - get drunk!
Who wants to relax - cool rest!
Whoever wants it will get it!
2.
VIP guest congratulations
Dear friends! You all know that a good mood and a good appetite are directly related.
"A cheerful look makes food a feast." Caring people here are already whispering to me: “There is a small gap between the 1st and 2nd!”
With deep respect,
by tradition, I give the second word of our evening to the honorary, important guest, the head of the administration (FULL NAME.).
Congratulations from the Mayor.
Toast 2.
3.
For health.
To live more cheerfully in the world, we will drink now on the 3rd. Well, why are we sitting, bored, pouring more actively.
The great philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer argued that "happiness lies primarily in health." I propose to drink a glass for you, who stand guard over human health, and, consequently, human happiness! For your health!
3rd toast "For health".
4. For women.
"The folk proverb says:
“No gravy and the cabbage dries out,” so now is the time for the next toast and gravy. In this regard, I again want to ask the gentlemen, while I am making the next toast, to take care of the ladies and fill their glasses.
Most often, men become the luminaries of medicine. Honor and praise to them! But ask them, could they achieve such heights if it were not for the active help of fellow assistants, if not for the skillful and gentle hands of sisters and nurses? And if you pay attention to the entire medical staff, it becomes obvious that “we cannot live without women, no” ... It is worth paying tribute to them and thanking all the women, working and practically living in the kingdom of Hippocrates. I propose a toast to their health!
4th toast "For women".
Game-acquaintance. (Music - mounted clappers).
And now, attention guests!
Before we continue our evening, let's get to know each other.
At the big beautiful table
Gathered at this hour
I offer all of you together
Get to know now.
I am without flattery and passions
Here I will introduce all the guests
Well, you need support and applause.
1.
We expect a standing ovation from you for the city administration, headed by (Full name of the head of administration).
2.
What is a holiday without friends?
important dear guests -
Rise together together
and show yourself to all the guests.
Don't miss the moment
Give them a round of applause.
3. I will tell you simply, without fanfare:
Meet sponsors soon!
I ask you to stand up, do not be lazy and show yourself to the people!
4. Where do we have doctors here
It's time to greet them!
To the wonderful doctors of the city… – hip-hip… Hooray!
5. We ask all nurses, experienced and young, to stand up. We applaud for them!
6. We welcome people on whom your material well-being depends - economists and accountants!
7. Salute of applause to the representatives of households. services.
8. Let's clap our hands
For all guests! For you, good ones!
What a friendly company we have today.
I propose to drink to it.
Let's raise our glasses to our friendly honest company.
Toast 5 "For a friendly company."
6.
Best congratulations.
Your professional holiday is a holiday of the smartest, kindest and most wonderful people in the world.
I am sure that a person who knows how to heal is able, like no one else, to understand, sympathize and support other people.
We continue the baton of holiday greetings and I invite you to participate in the competition for the best congratulations and wishes to your colleagues.
Congratulations 2 - 3 people.
And now I invite all those present to evaluate the eloquence of each of the speakers with applause.
(The winner is the one who gets the loudest applause, and he is awarded the prize.)
I propose to accept the congratulations and wishes of the winner as a toast.
6th toast.
For what has been said to come true and to be raised to a power.
7.
Readiness check.
The holiday of medical workers is celebrated in summer, when it is warm and sunny, and the peak of work is in winter, when it is cold, slippery and fluy. These two seasons are very important for us. And not only for us. There is not a single poet who has not written poems about winter or summer. And poetry with a melody is already a song.
And now, dear doctors, I propose to conduct a professional check for “singiness”.
We set the theme "summer", "winter".
You need to remember and sing in turn a verse or at least a few lines from songs that mention these seasons or their signs.
For example: "Winter":
A blizzard sweeps along the street
"Summer":
One summer at dawn
"Winter": Oh, frost, frost
"Summer":
And the dawn is already more noticeable
So please be kind
Don't forget these summer
Moscow Nights! Etc.
The team that can sing something corresponding to a given theme when the rivals are already exhausted will win.
Sleep well, friends! I don't think there are any winners or losers in this competition. After all, despite the fact that you were focused on certain seasons, all the songs that sounded speak mainly about love that lives at all times. Let's raise our glasses to the singers of love, that is, to you, and to love!
6th toast "For love".
So that the guests do not sit
to infinity,
We offer everyone
Stretch your limbs.
Everybody dance!
Hey DJ, rock it!
1.
Dance break.
Contests, games:
1.
Find a couple
And now you are invited to find your partner for dancing, using the clue of fate (we know with you how important the role of this lady is in our life).
In 2 hats there are halves of cards: in one - those on which the beginnings of famous proverbs are written, in the other - their continuations. The participants in the game draw one half (men - from one hat, women - from another) and they are looking for someone who has a card with the beginning or end of this proverb. This is how they find partners for their next slow dance. (but do not insist that those who do not want to dance). The number of players must be even.
List of proverbs:
1. Who is warned is armed.
2. Not all that glitters is gold.
3. God saves the safe.
4. The hat on the thief is on fire.
5. He who knows a little of everything knows nothing.
6. They don’t go to a foreign monastery with their own charter.
7. There are devils in still waters.
8. A bird in the hand is better than a crane in the sky.
9. Water does not flow under a lying stone.
10. Seven nannies have a child without an eye.
11. Where it is thin, it breaks there.
12. Brevity is the sister of talent.
13. They judge not by words, but by deeds.
14. At night, all cats are gray.
15. What is written with a pen cannot be cut down with an ax.
16. It is better to see once than hear a hundred times.
17. A miser pays twice.
18. In love and war, all means are good.
19. What you sow, you will reap.
20. Not knowing the ford, do not poke your head into the water.
Vedas. So, the halves of the proverbs are finally connected and it's time to announce a slow dance.
A slow dance
2.
My friends!
I want to please you. Everyone who came to our holiday, literally everyone, bought a ticket for the trip. Imagine how great! Applause. Listen, I didn’t even expect that everyone loves freebies so much. Well, let's go for a free ride, shall we? Everyone loves freebies.
Train whistle (effect)
1.
Lined up as a steam locomotive!
And after (name) we go on a journey. Music
We put our hands on the shoulders of a neighbor. Now hands on the neighbor's ears, neck, hips. Here comes the freebie. Men, the hips are slightly lower. We wave our right hand together. We decided to make the first stop and brought all of you to the Caucasus!
We dance "Lezginka"
Where are our hot horsemen?
We ask to the center of the circle two wonderful doctors - ___________________! Here they are Caucasian hot guys! And let's go! Music.
Here are almost Caucasian hot women. Now the jigits get down on one knee, the ladies take him by one finger and go around. And now to the other side. Ay, well done! How many hot people are among you!
2. Following (Name) we cling to the wagons of the steam locomotive. This time we put our hands on the waist, (knees, heels).
Look at your colleagues! So they will go home today.
Hands on chest! It's just below the chin, above the waist!
(What are you, men, I was joking).
We make one more stop.
And we have arrived in a country about which they say that it has absolutely everything!
Of course, this is Greece. And we dance the favorite dance of the Greeks "Sirtaki".
We stand in a circle, put our hands on the shoulders of a neighbor. The last time we cling to the trailer of a steam locomotive.
A pleasant surprise awaits our guests - we are going to the carnival!
(Hats and other props to prepare)
Ladies and gentlemen, you were brought to sunny Brazil, just at this time of the year we got there for the carnival. But where do you get the costumes? A bag from Zaitsev, or maybe from D.A. Medvedev, comes in handy. Now I will dress you all up!
Having gathered in one big circle, we all dance in Brazilian style to cheerful music. Who does not know how to dance in Brazilian style, raises his hands higher and vigorously wags his back ... th.
Hands up. On the count of three, only the girls scream. Men answer them at the expense of 3 (who has won?). And the loudest applause to all who were active and cheerful!
A big thank you to everyone who rode with us.
To remember later
This moment in the biography
I suggest you urgently take a photo of all of you.
Photoshoot.
Magic hands game.
A moment of attention! Now I suggest you play a game of manual dexterity, because it is known that the skillful hands of doctors work wonders.
4-5 people in the game (double newspaper sheets). Players in a line hold an unfolded newspaper in the very corner in their hand extended at shoulder level. On command, the players try, without lowering their hands and without resorting to the help of another, to completely crumple the newspaper, gathering it into a fist. At the end, raise your hand with the newspaper above your head. While the participants in the game manipulate the newspapers, the spectators count the seconds in unison. The winner will receive a reward - a diploma "Masters of Magic Hands" and a prize.
2 feast.
For the holiday table
We invite you again!
We are a holiday together
Must continue.
1.
For obedient patients
One day, in a restaurant, the doctor saw his patient, who enthusiastically absorbed glass after glass of alcohol. The doctor could not stand it and approached him: “Listen, I have allowed you to drink no more than two glasses a day!” To which the patient kindly replied: “Of course, doctor. But I'm being treated ... not only with you!
Friends! I propose a toast to the fact that all doctors come across obedient patients with whom it would be pleasant to work and for the successful treatment of which you can raise glasses!
1st toast "For obedient patients".
2. For calling.
Doctors can rightfully be called pioneers, sea captains. After all, no matter how many identical diagnoses there are, the people who have to be treated are unique. And with each patient, the doctor makes a new journey into the unknown.
Let's sing about it
"Song about Aesculapius"
to the tune of "Song of the Captain"
1.
There lived a brave Aesculapius,
He healed everyone
And he saved people from death more than once.
I picked up fifteen at once,
Didn't spare the last effort
But never even
vacation did not ask.
And in trouble, and in work
He sang this song everywhere:
Chorus.
After all, a smile heals the heart.
2.
But once Aesculapius
Saved the maiden from death paws.
And fell in love with a patient crazy.
Fifteen times he blushed,
Stuttered and turned pale
But he never smiled.
He grew gloomy, he grew thin,
But no one sang to him in a friendly way:
"Aesculapius, Aesculapius, smile,
After all, a smile heals the heart.
Aesculapius, Aesculapius, pull up
Only cheerful fate smiles!
Doctors, doctors, smile
After all, a smile heals the heart.
Doctors, doctors, pull up
Only cheerful fate smiles!
I propose to raise glasses for your life choice, for your vocation! (Music plays.)
2nd toast "For calling".
3. Skeleton.
A familiar doctor told me this story: “They knocked on the doctor’s apartment. He opens the door - no one. Then he goes out onto the landing and sees a skeleton leaning against the door! “It's always like this! the doctor grumbles.
“They pull to the last, and then they crawl to the doctor!”
Let's raise our glasses so that people remember doctors in time and appreciate their selfless work. Happy professional holiday!
3rd toast "To appreciate the work of a physician."
4. For a friendly team.
It's no secret that a good doctor needs not only his own talent, knowledge and sensitivity. For success in this difficult field, support and understanding from colleagues are very important. That is what is called teamwork. Friends, let's remember what words can be called such work and the components of success. So, who was the first to remember? (cooperation, friendship, union, unity, unanimity, like-mindedness, consent, partnership, community, interaction, mutual assistance, mutual understanding, mutual assistance, cohesion, coherence, teamwork, singing)
Let's drink it all now
For a friendly team, for you!
Toast 4 "For a friendly team."
5. The game "Fishermen".
Dear friends! To bring you up to speed on what will happen next, I will tell you one anecdote.
Fishermen rest and talk. First: “I somehow pulled a catfish by 103 kilograms!” The second: “And I pulled three at once on one hook!” Third: “And I once sat, nothing pecks. Suddenly, the float goes sharply under the water, I pull, and there is a silver candelabra in three candles and all the candles are burning ... "Here the first one again takes the floor and says:" I, perhaps, will reduce my catfish by a hundred kilos, but you put out the candles.
But in our next game called "Fishermen" there will be prizes better than a silver chandelier. Prizes will be special, fishing. Therefore, for the next game, I need two gentlemen who love fishing. Please, fishermen, don't be shy!"
Dear fishermen! Introduce youreself. You can give your name, or you can give a fishing nickname, for example, the unsurpassed hooker and tamer of whales and sharks, Sharp Harpoon.
So, there are two aces of fishing in all the waters of the world, including fountains and baths, just Sergey and Vovka Strong Hand! Your applause! Dear participants, it is not for me to tell you that when catching fish, a good reaction and manual dexterity are required from a fisherman. And now we will test your agility and sleight of hand on an ancient and simple device.
2 coils (each 5-8m), in the middle of which a hook is tied (clip).
Your task is to unwind the fishing line to its full length and pull it slightly.
(Hang an opaque bag on the hook in the middle of the fishing line).
Exactly between you, I hung a gorgeous prize, winning which you will receive a few more additional prizes. But there is one condition: the prize that hangs must be tested. At my command, you will quickly begin, each on your own, to wind the fishing line on the reel. Whoever winds his part of the fishing line first and reaches the prize hanging between you on the hook, he receives this prize. Then the winner tests it and receives additional gifts. Are the rules clear?
(fun music)
“It turned out to be more dexterous and faster ...”
Your applause to the participants of the competition and especially to the winner!” the winner takes out a large family shorts from the bag.
Experienced people say that polka-dot shorts are better than polka-dot shorts! And I remind you that these fishing shorts need to be tested, put on your health!
Dear friends! While the winner tries on the secret fishing outfit, I want to give you a riddle. It sounds like this: "A hundred clothes and all without fasteners." What is this?"
And what is there to guess - it's 50 shorts and 50 socks.
incentive prize (wobble) loser
To the winner: And here is this vobla and a reel of fishing line in addition for you!” Ladies and Gentlemen! And now, with your permission, I announce the dance of the fisherman!
I remind you that the winner cannot refuse to dance.
Fisherman's dance Muses. Rock'n'roll
Thanks, you made us laugh. Your applause to the best rock-n-roll fisher-dancer!
And the last one is an anecdote. “One winter a man got together to go fishing. He came, began to peck the ice, suddenly some voice said: “There are no fish here!” The man did not understand, went to another place, starts to peck, again the voice: “There are no fish here !!” The man crosses over, and to him again: “There are no fish here !!!” The man was offended and angrily asks: “Who are you?” The voice replies: "The director of the rink!"
Toast. Let's drink to cheerful people who can support the company.
dance break 2.
Now I suggest that you test in practice your ability to act together as a team, and to begin with, I suggest choosing captains and instructing them to recruit teams.
All of you, dear friends, are invited to participate in team games. So, the captains are in place, but where are the teams?
(The exit from the table is made to bravura music.)
Team games.
Organize 2 teams.
Vedas. Teams, stand opposite each other.
Team attention! Which one of you is the best? (Screaming).
And who is louder?
team (name or surname of the captain)- Try to shout down!
We'll have to arrange a competition, which will take place in several stages. Whoever wins will be the best.
So whose team...
1.
will be the highest we will see right now, because you have to build a pyramid without using chairs.
2.
And whose team will make the circle wider in the free part of the hall - (wide - circle).
3.
And whose team is the tightest? - (small circle).
4.
Well, in that case, whose team is the shortest?
5.
Which team will be the longest chain holding hands and stretching from wall to wall?
6.
Who stomps their feet the loudest?
7.
In that case, who is clapping louder?
8.
the most jumping
9.
In this case, the last one is whose team...
most danceable?
Muses. “Everything will be fine” (Serduchka) - everyone is dancing.
It's time to take stock.
But how are we going to choose the best team, if we are all mixed up, and we no longer have teams, we got one big friendly team.
And this means that friendship won! On this optimistic note, we announce a dance for everyone who considers himself young and successful.
A slow dance.
Disco.
3rd feast.
To continue the fun
We have to pour again.
1.
Blitz wishes.
Dear friends, I bow before your noble cause.
All of you deserve the warmest words and best wishes not only from patients, but also from each other. Please yourself, do not skimp on words. Remember, as they say: "A kind word and a cat is pleased."
So, blitz wishes!
In a nutshell, let's get started!
Toast 1."For the people in white coats"
Let's drink to the people
Dressed in white coats.
For nurses and doctors
Who is in office not for a salary.
Let's wish them
Health, happiness and good luck.
Let the sky be blue
And all problems are solved.
Let's also raise our glasses
For the rest of the people
To become more healthy
And you had less adversity!
2. "Esculapius".
Joke - awards ceremony
Today we are present at the ceremony of presenting the "Esculapius" awards, awarded by the Medical Academy and dedicated to the All-Russian holiday - the day of the medical worker.
For a whole year, members of the Medical Academy discussed the merits of the nominees, washed their bones, laid them out on the shelves, saw through and endowed them with all sorts of epithets. And here is the result of this painstaking work today we present to your attention. We thought for a long time and decided which of you in which nomination should be nominated and came to the conclusion that everything and everyone. But from an organizational point of view, this is quite difficult ... so we will resort to a proven method.
I think it's time to get acquainted with the contenders for victory in various categories.
These are talented, successful, educated doctors. All of them, of course, are different, but one thing unites them - the ability to achieve results in your favorite business.
So, in the 1st nomination "Hot Pepper" are presented:
The nominees will now be asked questions to which they must answer and demonstrate their wit, resourcefulness and originality of thinking.
Once again, I draw your attention to the fact that in the fight for the title of Hot Pepper, all answers are good, but the brighter the answer, the greater your chances of winning in this nomination. The audience will choose the winner.
1.
What professional qualities do you need in your work?
2.
Describe your life with a line from a song.
3.
Spell out the word DOCTOR.
4.
Why do patients love you?
5.
Your motto in dealing with patients.
6.
What do you value most in your colleagues?
2. Nomination "In love with the profession."
(Full name of 3 nominees-doctors)
What distinguishes a real loving doctor from a simple medical worker? (question for men).
Serenade of course!!! So, in the fight for the title of In Love with the Medical Profession, our nominees will serenade the ladies. (props: guitar)
This is a very serious and responsible nomination, so impromptu is inappropriate here. We will give the nominees time and space to prepare.
And while our nominees are preparing to serenade, dear medical professionals, and especially men, we will check how you know your female colleagues!
Dear male doctors, congratulatory telegrams have been received from your female colleagues. But they were all in such a hurry that they forgot to sign. Your task is to determine the sender.
The shooter on trousers and fashionable clothes carefully wishes you (Name) +
Width in the shoulders and a slender waist wishes you (Name) +
Three-story houses, flawless friends and magnificent holidays (Name) +
Healthy liver, let the iron will not bend, signed (Name) +
3. Nomination "Faster than Ambulance".
Rally Competition.
Do you have a driver's license, ie. rights? And familiar nurses? Then call or you can handle it yourself?
For those who did not finish the game in childhood. It is necessary to help with the help of a bandage that is attached to the car, so first you wind the rope around a pencil to the music, whoever winds it faster and does not get tangled wins
I round, and only then bandage, my dears, but quickly.
4. Nomination exclusively for surgery and traumatology. "I blinded him from what was."
(Full name of 3 nominees-doctors).
Competition "Statue of Love".
You are Sculptors. Now your task is to invite a couple of M and F - from which you will sculpt a statue to the best of your imagination. You, as sculptors, put the participants in a pose representing Love and take 3rd place in the statue.
Discussion, medal and prizes.
Vedas. The ladies are swooning, the curtain is closing.
Washing the awards begins.
And once again, applause to all the winners and participants.
To glorious medical workers, hip-hip... Hooray!!!
It's time for everyone to drink!
Toast 2.
3. Super prize draw.
code game. name "THREE"
(raise the super prize above your head)
Dear friends! now we will play a game for beautiful ladies!
And this one (name of prize)– this is the main prize! I ask you, beautiful ladies, do not be shy, the prize can be yours, the number of participants is not limited.”
Stunning ladies! To participate in the final of this competition, I need only four participants.
These four finalists will play a very different game and all will receive prizes, the first of which is this awesome prize! Now I'm going to go through the elimination game.
I whistle once on the whistle and raise my right hand at the same time (whistle and raise) and you raise. If I whistle twice and raise my hand (I whistle twice and raise my hand once), then you do not need to raise your hand - so I will deceive. Whoever does not raise his hand to a single whistle and raises to a double whistle is out. If two or more participants are wrong at the same time, then I reserve the right to choose one of them for elimination. And my choice will be impartial.
We have several training sessions before the qualifying round. I whistle several times in a row, after an interval of 4-5 seconds, and raise my hand up with each whistle. The participants, like me, raise their hands up. Then I whistle twice and raise my hand (an error will be grounds for elimination from the qualifying game). Applause for the losers! There are four finalists left. The qualifying game is accompanied by the statements “Rexona works! (Upon raising the hand.)
Vi-i-ira! Who votes for? (Instead of whistling.) Either once, or twice, - the toastmaster deceived!
Raise your hand at the right time,
made it to the final!"
Each eliminated contestant is cheered, for example:
She fought, but it didn’t work out, support her with applause!
What is important is not victory, but participation - your applause!
Applause for her perseverance, she leaves this game to rest and win the next one - the competition!
She didn’t win, but she didn’t give up, which means she deserves your applause!”
Finale: “Dear friends! Now, in the final, these beautiful and stubborn ladies will all receive prizes, as well as a super super prize.
Let's applaud the finalists! I ask the four finalists to stand in two pairs facing each other. Moreover, one pair is located on the right hand, the other on the left hand of me so that each of the participants freely reaches the bear, which I hold in front of me in my hand, with an outstretched hand. Now we will check the level of sharpness of the reactions of our finalists. We will find out how they drank to the health of their colleagues and choose "Miss movement coordination"!
The rules of the game are simple:
As soon as you hear the number 3, immediately put your palm on the head of this one... Just don't give him a concussion and don't hit each other with sharp claws. Whose hand will be the bottom after I pronounce the coveted number, she will receive a prize, taking first place. Let's start:
Once we caught a pike.
Gutted, but inside
(significant pause)…
in the word "inside" there is a desired number,
but it is not pure.
Once we caught a pike
Gutted, but inside
Saw a lot of fish.
Not just one, but whole...
Reflexes are good, but, unfortunately, I have not yet had time to pronounce the cherished figure. With your permission, I continue:
The hardened guy is dreaming. Become an Olympic champion. At the start, it's better not to be cunning.
Listen to the command: One! Two! .. March!
When you want to learn poetry, do not teach them until late at night,
Better repeat in the morning
One, another, or maybe ... seven!
Be careful, the treasured figure can sound at any second.
One night at the train station
I am three hours
had to wait!
Raise the hand of the winner of the final. (Giving her the prize, ask for the name). Let's bathe (Name) in applause! Now let's
Let's applaud all the wonderful finalists! (all prizes)
4. The game "Changeling".
Dear friends! Now I want to play one ancient aristocratic game. Some of you may have already played it, but my version of this game is fun and different. It is so because of the use of unusual and original words in the game. To get you up to date, ready for the game, and to create a special mood, I want to do a little warm-up using these unusual words. I will ask you questions, and you need to answer from the place. Let's start?" The guests nod, and I begin the warm-up: “Who is a barbarian?” - this is a cook on two rates!
What is a coccyx?
- unkempt policeman!
watchdog - director of the bar;
attack - lipstick;
arsenic is a miracle of selection;
the lad is a killer;
fellow countryman - dead;
mordovorot - a goalkeeper from Mordovia;
glucose - goat - drug addict;
tomahawk - wife Tamara meets a drunken husband;
boyfriend - lover of fish soup
5. Drinking songs.
6. Final toast.
"From Moses to Einstein"
Prophet Moses
King Solomon
Jesus Christ
Philosopher Karl Marx
Psychoanalyst Freud
Physicist Albert Einstein
Cook:
Prizes; super prize;
Cardboard medals, ribbons for them:
Hot Pepper, In love with the profession, Faster than the Ambulance;
Diploma: Master Magic Hands;
Bandages 3 pcs.;
Cars on strings, 3 pencils;
Fishing line on 2 spools, hook, cool shorts for a fisherman, a mosquito hat, fishing boots.
Newspaper sheets double 5 pcs.
On this page of our site, there are funny scenes on a medical theme that will enliven any concert for employees of medical institutions. Such miniatures can also be put on student holidays, included in the program of skits, as well as corporate events for the Day of the Medic, which in 2019 is celebrated on June 16, the third Sunday of the month.
Funny scenes for Medic's Day
A lot of comic scenes about doctors are dedicated to the relationship between doctors and patients.
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There is an appointment with a psychiatrist. The doctor asks the patient:
- What worries you?
Patient:
- Doctor, at night in my apartment behind the wall, crocodiles cough!
Doctor:
- Well, my friend, this is not for me, but for the veterinarian. Next!
***
Another scene also involves a psychiatrist and a patient.
Patient:
“Doctor, a monster comes to me every night!”
- And you send it somewhere.
The psychiatrist returns home, goes to bed in the evening. At night, a monster crawls out from behind his bed:
“Excuse me, doctor, but they sent me to you.
***
The patient complains to the psychiatrist:
- I have a split personality. It seems to me that I am not me, but two of us.
Doctor:
- I don't understand anything. Repeat one more time. Only, do me a favor, do not say both at once and do not interrupt each other.
***
In another funny sketch about doctors, the doctor prescribed medicine to the patient, he asks:
- Write me, please, a certificate that I am an idiot.
– Why is that?
- It seems to me that drops from a cold for 8 thousand without such a certificate should not be issued in pharmacies.
***
The action of another miniature takes place in the cabin of the aircraft. The passenger becomes ill, he loses consciousness.
Stewardess:
Is there a doctor on the plane? Urgently need help!
Nobody responds. Finally, one of the passengers approaches the stewardess and says shyly:
I am a doctor, but I am a dentist.
- Examine the patient anyway.
He examines the body for a long time without signs of life.
The stewardess asks:
"Doctor, what's wrong with him?"
Doctor:
- Well, what can I say for sure? Two caries and one pulpitis.
***
Another funny scene on a medical theme takes place in the doctor's office.
A man comes to see the doctor with a nail in his head (the artist puts on a cap with a nail sticking out of it).
Doctor:
- What, the nail needs to be pulled out?
Sick:
- Well, yes…
- With you 10 thousand rubles.
“But I have a policy!”
- According to the policy, we can only bend it so that it does not interfere.
***
The doctor indignantly says to the patient:
"You look pretty bad!" I told you: only 10 cigarettes a day!
Patient:
“I remember your words well, doctor. But you must admit, for a person who has never smoked, this is not so little!
***
At the doctor's appointment, the doctor says to the patient:
“I think you are coughing easier today.
“Yes, doctor, I have been practicing all night.
***
The patient informs the doctor.
“Doctor, I snore so much at night that I wake up from my own snoring. What will you advice me?
Doctor:
- Sleep in another room.
***
Another scene that can be staged on Medic's Day takes place in the office of an allergist.
The doctor hands the patient a box of screws:
- So, patient, swallow the screws!
Patient:
– Oh… Ah…
- What, does it hurt?
- Ahaaaaa...
- All clear! Are you allergic to screws?
***
There is an appointment in the surgeon's office. The doctor asks the patient:
- What worries you?
Sick:
“You know, doctor, I have a deviated septum in my nose.
Doctor:
- Everything is clear, the usual thing.
He goes to the closet, opens the doors. There is a set of various shoes from slippers to tarpaulin boots. The doctor selects a suitable pair and begins to put it on.
Patient (frightened):
Doctor, are you sure this will help?
Doctor:
- Sure. Let me take a look at your partition though. (Carefully examines the nose of the patient). It turns out that you have it curved to the right side. Then you will have to wait for Ivan Ivanovich. He is left handed. Otherwise, I can miss with my left foot and hit you in the ear.
***
In the following joke about doctors, a bald man comes to the doctor and asks:
– Can you prescribe a hair restoration product for me?
Doctor:
- Take this bottle - this is the most effective remedy!
Patient:
- Are you sure?
– Absolutely! See that man over there with the mustache in line?
- Yes…
So, this is my wife! Her mustache grew after she tried to open this vial with her teeth.
***
The dentist addresses the patient:
- As soon as I start drilling your tooth, please shout louder.
Patient:
- For what?!
- You saw that a whole crowd of patients was sitting in the waiting room. And after twenty
minutes the football championship begins.
***
An old woman comes to the doctor.
Doctor:
- What are you complaining about? What worries? What hurts?
Grandmother:
- Oh, my dear, my legs do not walk, my arms ache, my back does not straighten, my head is splitting.
- Well, let's write it down: "Bruised the whole grandmother."
***
The patient comes to the doctor:
Hello free doctor.
Doctor:
Hello, terminally ill patient.
***
The participants in the following funny scenes on a medical theme are a doctor and a blonde.
The blonde at the doctor's appointment asks:
- Doctor, help! I got bitten by a bumblebee!
- Don't worry, now we'll spread the ointment.
But how will you catch him? The bumblebee has already flown away!
- No, I will smear the place where he bit you.
- Ah, yes, I understand. So it was in the park on a bench, under a tree.
Doctor rolling his eyes
“No, no, I’ll smear you on the part of the body where the bumblebee bit you, and everything will pass.
"That's what they'd say, doctor!" A bumblebee bit me on the finger.
- Which one?
- How do I know? To me, all bumblebees are the same.
***
The blonde asks the professor:
- Tell me, what exercises are useful for losing weight?
I recommend that you turn your head from right to left and from left to right.
- Yes? And how often?
“Every time you get something to eat!”
***
Another cool scene on Medic's Day takes place in the clinic.
There was a long queue for the doctor. A disabled person enters the office in a chair.
Leading:
– One day God decided to restore order in Russian medicine. He descended to earth under the guise of a doctor in a clinic.
God puts his hand on the shoulder of the disabled person and says:
- Get up and go!
He gets up and leaves.
In the corridor, the queue is interested in:
How is the new doctor?
- Yes, like everyone else. I didn't even check the pressure.
***
And in this scene about doctors there is a conversation on the phone.
The patient wants to make an appointment with the doctor.
Hello, clinic? Can I get a ticket to the doctor?
Registrar clerk:
- You can, but we have a queue for this specialist a month in advance.
- Fantastic! And how do all these people know what they will get sick in a month?
