Will be held in many offices and organizations. Usually women prepare the holiday for Defender of the Fatherland Day - they choose gifts, cover the table and, of course, come up with competitions for men. Which ones can be arranged?
"The most accurate shooter"
This competition is perfect for men on February 23rd. Save the Darts game for the accuracy competition; men will throw darts. But this competition can be modernized. Invite men to throw markers or felt-tip pens at a target drawn on paper from a distance of 3-5 meters. Felt pens and markers must be open. The most accurate participant receives a prize. Buy markers designed for drawing on paper only, so marks left outside the paper can be easily washed off with alcohol.
"The Strongest Man"
For this contest, you will need empty matchboxes. The presenter opens the empty box and places the lid on the inner box. The task of the participants - men, is to flatten both parts of the box with one blow of the hand. Believe me, it's very difficult. If the men fail, you can give an audience award for the funniest attempts.
"The Smartest Man"
Compose humorous questions for men on various topics. You can ask more questions about women's "secrets". The man who answers the most questions will become the “Smartest”.
What is a shootout? (Penalty in hockey)
Why do women drip nail polish onto torn tights? (So that the arrow does not go on torn tights).
Is yeast used in shortbread dough? (No)
In which direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards yourself or away from you? (Push)
Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (In hockey)
What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)
What is a carburetor a part of? (Motor)
"Cowboys"
The game will go well when the company is already warmed up with alcohol. Four young people are called. Everyone is given a plastic bag containing 2 raw eggs. The host announces that the egg bags must be fastened in front of the belt. And split into pairs. The task of the participants will be to break the eggs of their opponent as quickly as possible. Hands, legs cannot be used, you can only fight with bags of eggs.
"Tanks roared on the field"
The game is motionless and requires good lung function. To play you will need matchboxes, matches, and a smooth, preferably polished table. The box should be made to look like a tank, you can paint wheels on the sides, and make a barrel out of matches.
The players' task is to blow away the opponent's tank from the table with the power of their lungs, and not allow their own to be blown away. The game can be played in several stages, at each stage weighing down the tank with matches. Team competitions are also possible.
"Beer fight"
This competition is suitable for celebrating Defender of the Fatherland Day in the company of beer lovers. The very name of the competition speaks for itself. Everyone knows the game "Battleship"? So, in the game "Beer fight" the ships are replaced by glasses with beer. Anyone who wants to can play, there is only one condition: everyone must split into pairs, that is, find an opponent.
Each player is given a lined sheet of paper and 10 small glasses of beer. A skewer is inserted into each cup, to which a funny inscription is attached. For example: “A lot of beer - less mane!”, “You killed me with a word, I ruined you with beer”, “Soldiers drink a lot, we’re screwy!”, “Drink beer, life is beautiful!”, “We drink, Let’s pour, there’s no time to rest!”, “Happy holiday, my friends, drink beer, since you set it on fire!”, “Drink foamy beer, you’ll have a hefty belly!”, “Here, have a drink, don’t be shy, and let’s give up already!”
And now, when the ships are prepared, that is, glasses of beer are placed on the marked field, you can start the game. The winner is the one who shoots all the ships of the opponent.
"War pantomime"
Nice contest for February 23rd. Invite young people to pantomime various attributes of military service without words (for example, weapons). Everyone is given pieces of paper with the name of weapons and military equipment. And those present must guess what kind of weapon it is. On pieces of paper you can write the following: mortar, all-terrain vehicle, airplane, flamethrower, gun, tank, pike, stiletto, parachute, etc.
The main thing is that it is clear to everyone what exactly the participant depicts.
"3 sons"
This is an old riddle game. All participants leave the room, leaving only one person. He receives the following text: “The father had three sons. The eldest was smart, the middle one was this and that, the youngest was a complete fool.” The player’s task is to depict without words what he read to the next player who is called. Then this player describes everything to the next person called as he understood it. Again, without words. The last player tells out loud what he understood from the gestures of the second to last one. Often the initial and final results are very different from each other.
"Antaeus and Hercules"
For the competition you need to choose two men, preferably of the same build. Let one of them be named Antaeus, and the other Hercules, and the competition itself will revive the ancient Greek myth. These two “heroes” stand in a circle with a diameter of 2-3 meters. Now the most important thing: Antaeus must not take his feet off the ground, which means not allowing himself to be moved (after all, according to legend, his mother Gaia, the goddess of the earth, endowed him with magical powers), Hercules’ task is to “crush” Antaeus, i.e. tear it off the ground and take it outside the circle. There are 2 rounds in the competition, i.e. in the second round, players change roles so that everything is fair and everyone can try their hand at different images.
"Button Duel"
For this competition, the presenter selects two participants. Each person is given six “bullets” - buttons. The duelists are separated at a distance of 5-7 meters. The presenter-second throws lots (coin) - who should start. At his own signal, the beginner takes a button, places it on the thumb of his right hand (with the other fingers clenched into a fist, and the tip of the thumb rests on the index finger), “prying” it with his thumb, “shoots” at the enemy. Then the second player shoots. In the end, the winner is determined by the number of well-aimed hits.
The enemy can deviate and crouch, but cannot take a single step.
"Red and Green"
Take two kilograms of apples - a kilogram of red ones and a kilogram of green ones. Mix them in one vase. We blindfold the men one by one and ask them to pull out apples of the same color. How they cope with this task is none of our business. Their task is to separate green from red.
Those who pass this test and identify red apples to the touch can be characterized as the most passionate. Green apple lovers are the most prudent. But these secrets need to be revealed only after the competition is over.
"Prize in Riddles"
Any item that can act as a prize is wrapped in paper. The contents of any riddle are glued to the wrapper. This package is wrapped again, and the riddle is stuck again. This operation must be repeated 10 times.
The players sit in a circle. The presenter gives one a prize wrapped in ten wrappers. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, and reads to himself. If he guessed right, he says the answer, if not, he reads the riddle out loud. The one who guessed it gets the right to further unwrap the prize, and everything continues according to the same pattern.
The prize is given to the one who guesses the last riddle.
"Shooting Banks"
An impromptu shooting range can be organized in the fresh air. You will need children's plastic pistols with bullets in order to arrange an exciting shooting competition. It is best to shoot at empty beer and Coca-Cola cans. Adult men will be happy to take part in the competition. The most accurate person wins the prize.
Sniper
As a prop, we will need a transparent container that is wide and tall enough. It may not be a narrow decanter, or in extreme cases, just a three-liter jar. We place an empty glass at the bottom of the container, and fill the container itself with water to the brim. The projectile is ready.
How to play. You need to throw a coin into the container so that it falls directly into the glass. This is quite difficult to do - the water changes the trajectory of the coin’s fall each time, and it does not want to fall into the cup.
And the one who manages to get the coin into the glass wins. The winner can take back all the change that previous players threw there.
Protect your orange
The game involves two men. Everyone holds a spoon with an orange or potato in their teeth. Hands behind your back. The task is to drop your opponent's orange with your spoon and not let him drop yours. The bravest rescuers can use a raw egg instead of an orange.
To hold the event you will need: gifts for men, refreshments, props for games and competitions, prizes.
Event plan: congratulations, presentation of gifts, banquet, comic test “Who is Who”, competitions for real men, competition “War of the Sexes”.
Scripts.
Congratulations, presentation of gifts.
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts to men and congratulations. It is advisable that the congratulations are not too drawn out and formal. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. It is preferable to name each man by name in your congratulations and say a few pleasant words about him.
Banquet.
After congratulations, everyone sits down at the table. When creating a menu for this holiday, it is advisable to take into account the tastes of men and not limit yourself to sweets and fruits, but to prepare something more meaningful.
Comic test "Who is who".
As entertainment at the table, you can offer men a comic test. For the test, various ranks are written on cards, and then each man, without looking, pulls out one card for himself. Examples of inscriptions: intellectual, Casanova, sexual giant, ideal husband, secret agent, the strongest, psychic, magician and wizard, commander, ruler, erudite, the most temperamental, the best fighter, the most dexterous, professional in his field.
It’s even more interesting to not just make inscriptions, but cut them out from magazines and paste pictures corresponding to the inscriptions. When preparing cards, you must be extremely correct and ensure that the invented inscriptions do not hurt anyone’s dignity or offend anyone.
Competitions for real men.
Another entertainment that matches the theme of the holiday could be a competition between men to determine the title of the best. The following competitions are held between those wishing to compete for this title:
Accuracy.
To compete for accuracy, it is best to use the game "Darts". A simpler option is to throw markers or felt-tip pens (with the cap open) from a distance of 3 - 5 meters at a target drawn on a sheet of paper attached to the wall. The most accurate participant receives a prize point.
The marker should be intended for drawing only on paper, then accidental traces of it can be easily washed off with alcohol.
The best toast.
The presenter informs the participants that, without a doubt, a real man should be able to drink properly. However, the goal of the competition is not to drink more than others, but to do it most gracefully. After this, each participant receives a glass of strong drink. The competitors take turns making toasts and drinking the contents of the glass. The one who completes the task best receives a bonus point.
The best compliment.
Since a real man must be gallant and be able to find an approach to a woman’s heart, in this competition participants compete in complimenting the fair sex. The one whose compliment the women like more than others gets a bonus point.
Competition "War of the Sexes".
In order for not only men, but also women to have the opportunity to take an active part in the holiday, several competitions are held in which teams of men and women compete with each other.
Speech speed.
Representatives from each team are called for the competition. They are asked to say as many words as possible in 30 seconds. The team whose representative spoke the most words receives a bonus point.
For the competition, it is necessary to appoint several controllers who count the spoken words and ensure that there are no repetitions.
Throw range.
One representative is called from each team. Their task is to throw a playing card as far as possible. You can allow participants multiple attempts. In order not to confuse the thrown cards, you can invite one participant to throw red suits, and the other to throw black ones. The team whose representative throws the card further (with several attempts, the best throw is counted) receives a bonus point.
Dance around.
One representative is called from each team. Their task is to perform the most original and exciting dance. At the same time, the tempo of the music is constantly changing. The team whose representative performs the best dance receives a prize point.
Knowledge is power.
All team players participate in this competition. The facilitator asks the teams questions one by one. In this case, the women's team is asked men's questions, and the men's team is asked women's questions.
Examples of questions for women:
— What is a carburetor a component of? (engine)
- What can be hit with a “pyr”? (On the ball)
Is the hood on the car in front or in the back? (Front)
— What is a shootout? (Penalty (penalty) in hockey)
- In which direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards yourself or away from you? (Push)
Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (In hockey)
Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)
- Which company's products have the shape of a "tick"? (Nike)
Examples of questions for men:
Why do women drip nail polish on torn tights? (So that the “arrow” does not go on torn tights)
- When threading a needle, what should be motionless: a needle or a thread? (Needle)
— What is “highlighting”? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
— Why might a woman need acetone? (Wash old nail polish off)
— What is the name of the small bag in which the items needed to do makeup are stored? (Beauty bag)
— Do you put yeast in shortbread dough? (No)
— Do I need to wash off the dye from my hair after dyeing it? (Yes)
— Wax, cream, mechanical devices, and laser devices can be used for this process. What is this process? (Depilation)
For each correct answer, the team receives a bonus point. The team with the most points receives a prize - a cake or a bottle of champagne.
Useful tips.
All competitions and contests must be conducted in such a way that there are no dissatisfied or offended people. It is much better to recognize the victory of several participants at once and award prizes to as many competitors as possible.
Scenario of the holiday for adults “Beauty contest among men.”
Props: 5 self-knitting ties, 4 1000 ruble bills, 3 chairs, 2 boxes of matches, 2 potatoes, 2 ropes, 2 clothespins.
Prizes: 4 chocolates, a bottle of champagne.
Leading:
- Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Today is a special day, and here's why: I intend to hold a beauty contest among men right here and right now among those present. Are there any men in the audience? Wonderful! If you ask me what kind of competition this is, then I will answer you: unlike trivial beauty contests among representatives of the fair half of humanity, in our case men will not have to try on swimsuits, shining on stage with their biceps, triceps and other parts of the body - no! Men are most often loved and appreciated not only for the charms of their appearance, but just the opposite! It doesn't matter if a man has a hairstyle or, say, a belly. A real man should be elegantly dressed, should be able to count and earn money, value time, and just be damn sexy (although hardly anyone knows exactly what that is).
- But, be that as it may, they still greet you based on your clothes. Remember how the great Pushkin described the handsome Onegin: “He’s dressed like a London dandy, his hair is cut in the latest fashion...” and so on. Tell me, please, does anyone know what exactly a real dandy, a real socialite should wear?
(spectators name elements of clothing, someone must say: “Tie!”)
Right! Of course, a tie! That's enough, I ask you to come out here, to the playground! (If a lady pronounces the cherished word, she is given the right to choose the first participant) Please introduce yourself! Stay here, I'll bring the rest to you!
- As I mentioned, a real man should be able to count money. Attention, men, which of you now, without reaching into your pocket, can say exactly how much money he has in his pocket? (Someone says: “Zero!”) Here he is - the most economical man, all the money is in the bank, in his pocket - zero. I ask to the court and - applause to the second player! What is your name? Thank you.
- Now remember the proverbs and tell me what is valued more than money in our time? (Someone always says: “It’s time!”) Exactly! Of course it's time! And the clock has always been considered a time counter! On mine - ... who has the same result? Whose clock is fast? You? So you're just in a hurry to become the third contestant! And he’s in a hurry to live, and he’s in a hurry to participate! Applause to the third participant in the program!
- Meet the rivals! Three heroes, three handsome men to choose from. Tell me, dear viewers, who else in history were there three?
(There is an auction, on the count of “three” someone wins).
Here he is the fourth - the fourth handsome man! Applause! Introduce yourself.
According to the terms of the game, you are given the right to choose a fifth player! Choose from the audience! Eat! And the name of the fifth contestant is…. Great! Applause to the participants of the beauty contest.
1 competition.
So, we are starting a competition! It is known that a real man should be elegantly dressed. Nothing, perhaps, adorns a man more than a fashionable, properly tied collar... - uh, excuse me, a tie! Here are five self-knitting ties, one for each. Attention, players! The game system is as follows: after each stage, one of you will leave the site with a consolation prize, the rest will continue the battle until victory, but for now - ties at arm's length! Task: tie a tie with any of the twelve knots available to humanity, and as soon as it is tied on your neck, raise your hand up as a sign of readiness! Clear? At the command “Start!” knit a tie around your neck, and - hand up! The one who raises last loses. Get ready! Let's start! (Players knit ties with ANY knot, someone last) There is a loser! Oh, what a pity, you didn’t have enough seconds, but, alas, that’s how it is. Here is your consolation prize, you can return to the hall, and the rest will now continue the fight.
2 competition.
Well, you've mastered ties, let's move on. Please stand on the same line. I have already said that a real man must be able to earn money. But a real man should also be able to squander money beautifully! Here's the money for you - a thousand rubles each, fold it up in a “house”, and the wind is under your nose. At the command “start!” you need to blow on the bill, letting it go into the wind. The one whose is closest loses. Clear? Get ready. Let's start! (The players blow on the bills, someone's is closer) Oh, how unlucky you are! Well, it doesn’t matter, you’re just a little more economical than the rest, here’s a consolation prize for you. Thank you and applause from the audience! Meanwhile, there were three fighters left.
3 competition.
And we continue!
(Assistants bring out three chairs and place them behind the players).
It has already been said that the time counter is a clock. “Seven do not wait for one” is also about time. In the next competition the task is simple: on the command “start!” you will rush into the hall and collect from the audience - and they, I am sure, will help you - seven wristwatches each! Our own people count too. The one who comes to his chair last is the loser! So, fans, help! Let's start!
(Players run into the hall, collect watches, someone is the last one).
Stop game! Yes Yes! It’s a pity that you didn’t have enough time either!.. But this is not grief - happy people simply don’t watch the clock! Your prize, and applause from the audience!
4 competition.
Dear time counter owners! In a few minutes your watch will return to you, because the last stage of the game is ahead! Attention, competitors! Are you real men? Are you ready to win? You won't give up the last round and run away from the battlefield? Great! The last stage is a competition for the sexiest man! Calm down, I'll explain everything now! To inspire a loved one to reciprocate, any bird or animal, including humans, performs a kind of erotic dance in front of her! This is exactly what you have to do, and these simple props will help you! (Two meter-long ropes are carried out, at the ends - a potato and a clothespin) The task is simple - having attached a potato on a rope to a belt buckle, you, performing erotic body movements back and forth, with the help of a potato, must push this box of matches (to the feet of each A box of matches is placed up to this line (at a distance of three or four meters). You cannot help yourself with your legs, arms and other organs! So, bring the instrument to a calm position! No, I assure you, nothing depends on the length! We don’t help with our hands and feet - it’s unhygienic! On command you will begin to act. The one whose box crosses the finish line first will receive the main prize. Attention, let's start! (Game! Someone turned out to be faster!) There is a victory! Here he is - the superhero of the evening, a local sex symbol and just a handsome man! And you - yes, it’s a pity, it’s a pity - you almost didn’t have time. Well, never mind, haste does not make a man look good. Here's a consolation prize for you. And for you, dear winner, this is champagne! I am sure that the first toast you raise will be to those in whose name men earn money, write songs and poems, do the most extravagant and wonderful things - for you, dear ladies! Thanks for playing!
Presenter: Dear men! Congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day!
We congratulate you on the soldier's holiday,
But we always want to see you only in civilian clothes!
And if you are in uniform, then only in sportswear -
For running, football and active life!
The female ensemble performs the song:
- All areas of the city were visited,
We couldn't find a better team!
All areas of the city were visited,
We couldn't find a better person than you!
It's the Twenty-third of February again!
You are still at our helm!
Today we will congratulate you,
Make all your wishes come true!
Chorus: We wish you many bright dreams!
We wish you many warm words!
So that you have a catch waiting for you while fishing,
So that delicious pilaf is waiting for you in the kitchen!
May things go well for you,
So that there is a big bonus for everyone,
I gave away my heart!
- Let the birds and crickets sing to you!
Don't take off your rose-colored glasses!
You are great guys,
You spin like tops!
At work, everything depends on you!
And although life is not easy now,
We want to wish you without unnecessary phrases,
So that the fire in the soul does not go out!
Chorus: If men suddenly disappeared,
A life preserver wouldn't help us!
We would be left without them, as if without hands,
After all, each of us needs a true friend!
May things go well for you!
So that there is a salary and a bonus for everyone,
So that your faithful friend is waiting for you,
I gave away my heart!
The female ensemble performs a song based on the “Pilots’ Song”:
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Without you, men, let's face it, there is nothing to do!
We'll gather around the table
Let's pour the glasses full
And for the men we love, we’ll sing a song.
Chorus:
It's time for us to admit
That we love you dearly, we love you, we love you dearly!
Always lean on
We want your right shoulder!
Let fate be cruel to us at times, let it be!
Never allow despondency in your heart!
There will be a lot of luck
Everything will change, you know that!
You guys are brave, brave, brave!
So slim, beautiful, curly!
We'll drink once, we'll drink two
For your glorious deeds,
But so that you don’t have a headache tomorrow!
Chorus.
Presenter 1: We wish you to always live “on the rise”,
Both in personal life and at work!
Presenter 2: And always remain real knights!
A song is sung based on a song from the film. "Three Musketeers":
It's February again, and the number is red,
Which means Defender's Day is according to plan!
And we were carried onto the stage again,
I can't afford to hire a band yet!
Chorus:
It's time, it's time, let's rejoice
In your lifetime
Because there are men
Have a free day!
Bye-bye-bye our defenders are like this,
We will whisper to fate more than once:
- Merci to the side!
Men need money -
C'est la vie!
And women need them even more!
But most importantly, we wish you love!
And may good luck accompany you!
Chorus.
The presenter gives all the men paper and pencils and asks them to draw a woman from 12 figures. You can only use circles, triangles and squares. Then the presenter asks everyone to count the number of figures of each type in the drawing. Explains that those who used more squares value loyalty and constancy in a woman first of all. Those with dominant circles prefer a cheerful nature and kindness. Those who chose triangles value sexuality the most.
You can identify the men who have the most squares, circles, triangles and give them symbolic prizes, for example, calendars with corresponding pictures.
Musical pause.
Presenter: The time has come to sum up the results of the questionnaire that was conducted among men, so that our lovely women finally get an idea about the tastes and preferences of the male half of the team!
1.What military qualities do you need in your work?
2. Describe your life with a line from a song.
3. Decipher the word HUSBAND by its first letters.
4.Why do women love you?
5.Your motto in relationships with women.
6.What do you value most in a woman?
7. But still, what is love?
(The questionnaire is filled out by men in advance, a week before the holiday. You can conduct it with each of them in the form of an interview. Then you need to select several of the best answers to each question and create a summary questionnaire)
The presenter with two assistants read out a summary questionnaire.
(The host is the question, and the other two women are the best answers, in turn)
Then two prizes are awarded - for the wittiest and most lyrical questionnaire.
There is a prize for the best answer to each question.
Presenter makes a toast:
Do you know the difference between a diplomat and a girl?
If a diplomat says “yes,” it means “maybe”;
If a diplomat says “maybe,” it means “no”;
If a diplomat says “no”, then he is not a diplomat!
If a girl says “no,” it means “maybe”;
If a girl says “maybe,” it means “yes”;
If a girl says yes, then she is not a girl!
If a man says no, he means no;
If a man says yes, it means yes;
If a man says “maybe”, then he is not a man!
So let's drink to real men who know what they want!
Presenter: We will now give chips to everyone whose answers were recognized as the best. For what - I will explain later.
(Chips are awarded to all men whose answers were included in the summary questionnaire)
Our goal is to identify Mister...(name of organization), that is, our super-man! In the future, if a woman earns a chip, she must give it to one of the men. The one who collects the most chips will win.
First, let's check your musical horizons!
Remember the songs that mention some military rank!
For example:
Oh, what a man he was!
A real colonel!
How good it is to be a general!
The corporal commands: “Forward!”
And, of course, he lags behind...
Walk us to the gate
Comrade Sergeant Major...
Junior lieutenant - a young boy!..
Captain, captain, smile!
Don't hang your nose, Lieutenant Golitsyn!
Cornet Obolensky, pour some wine!
The presenter asks leading questions and distributes chips.
Presenter: In your name, dear men, congratulatory telegrams have been received from famous women and even fairy-tale heroines. But they were all in such a hurry that they forgot to sign. Your task is to determine the sender. For example:
Let them whisper about love in your ear!
Princess nicknamed... Frog
I wish to drink only vintage wines!
Fun and joy to you... Malvina
Let your figures be slim!
Hello and congratulations from... Snegurka
I wish I could sing with the guitar more often!
Have a good company... Rotaru
Don't shed tears from unplanned love!
Hello musical from... Bulanova
Let there be more than just porridge on the table!
Let them feed you pies... Masha
Always live fun and cool!
Don't forget your childhood! … Queen
I wish you a lot of music and laughter!
Love and eternal youth! ... Piekha
May you have plenty of money!
And chicken legs! ... Baba Yaga
I wish you not to act like a pig!
With great regards... Monica Lewinsky
Be in the fields and forests more often!
I wish you health and vigor! ... Alsou
Never allow yourself to become discouraged!
Big hello from mom! ... Orbakayte
Follow Major Pronin in your service!
I wish you strength and courage! ... Doronina
Erase all traces of lipstick!
Election greetings from... Khakamada
Friends! Don't get caught in firefights!
We wish you a long life! Group...Arrows
Presenter: Another test - let's check how you know our women!
(He asks to bring in a stand on which children’s photographs of employees are attached. You need to determine who is shown in the photo)
Chips are awarded for correct answers.
Presenter: The next task is to tell a joke on an army theme.
Women can also participate in the competition, but then they must give their chip to one of the men!
Examples of jokes.
A general comes to the unit with an inspection. The task is for everyone to disguise themselves. The general walks around the territory, everything is fine, no one is visible. Suddenly a soldier screams and flies straight at the general.
- What is this?
- Allow me to report! I disguised myself as a log, lying down. Suddenly a couple comes up. They sit on me. I tolerate. They started hugging, I tolerated it. I endured it until they began to carve their names on my back!
The commander is conducting a roll call among recruits from Ukraine.
- Kovalenko!
- I!
- Petrenko!
- I!
- Through the fence-guzaderishchenko!
- I!
- Fuck you, surname!
- I!
Petka failed his college exams. Vasily Ivanovich asks:
- What did you cut off?
- On history! They asked who Caesar was. Well, I said that this is a stallion from the third squadron!
- My fault, Petka! While you were away, I transferred him to the seventh!
The sergeant sees girls in the ranks.
- Oh, so there are also girls among you! That is OK! Here you will be taught how to salute!
During military training, the teacher scolds the student:
- And don't make a smart face! You are a future officer!
- They would take you out into the field, put you facing the wall and put a bullet in your forehead!
During the exercises.
- Private Beldiev! Do you still have some water left in your flask?
“Of course, brother!
- How do you respond to a senior in rank! I repeat the question. Do you have water?
- No way, Comrade Sergeant!
Two friends meet.
- Let's go have a drink!
- My wife doesn’t give me money!
- But I don’t ask mine! He said that he lost his machine gun during a training exercise, so now I pay 100 rubles every month!
- This is an idea!
The second friend came home and said to his wife:
— Do you remember my tank burned down during a training exercise? So now you have to pay 300 rubles every month!
The wife groaned, but there was nothing to do. Several months have passed. The wife got tired of this, and she went to the military registration and enlistment office to complain that money was being deducted from her husband.
The colonel calls my husband.
- I understand you, of course! I myself pay 500 rubles for a submarine. But 300 rubles - you lost it! A hundred is enough for you. I’ll write an official document now so that I have something to show my wife!
The husband returns home and says to his wife:
- You’re a fool, you’re a fool! Why did you go? Here they threw another 100 rubles!
Presenter: And the last task is to sing a ditty on the theme “Man and Woman.” Women, as we agreed, give their chips to men.
Ditties are performed.
The results are summed up; It is determined who has the most chips, and the presenter introduces to the audience three contenders for the title “Mr...”. Then she gives the applicants a task - to determine the weight of the backpack by picking it up from the floor. He chooses two - those who more accurately named the weight. He thanks the third and gives him a consolation prize.
The presenter asks the two remaining candidates to declare their love with a line from the song, for which the men are given from one to five chips. Then the overall result is summed up and the Super-Man is awarded a prize (for example, a hammer, on the handle of which the inscription “Mr. ..." and the year are engraved).
The loser is awarded a consolation prize.
Presenter: We thank everyone who took part in our competition, and we want to perform a song for you, dear men!
You are not stokers, you are not carpenters,
But there are no bitter regrets!
You are management workers,
And the women's choir sends greetings to you!
The wind of change has tossed your curls,
And your burden is not light - yet!
But everyone here is a superman,
And your brand is high!
Do not refuse us a favor
Accept gifts from dear ladies, all ladies!
So that it doesn’t remain unknown,
What we feel for you!
Let your wishes come true
Days without love and in bustle are not the same!
In all matters and on a date
We wish you to be at your best!
Women give gifts to colleagues. For example, pens.
So that your plans don’t hang in the air,
We wish you to write down wise thoughts!
Musical pause. After a musical pause, the gypsies appear. They sing.
Friends congratulate you
Give me some cards, please?
Tell your fortune for the king!
And even more fun
O-la-la! O-la-la!
Oops!
Long journey maps
They told the kings fortunes!
There will be a lot of travel -
From Paris to the Bahamas!
Smile more cheerfully!
The road of kings awaits!
O-la-la! O-la-la!
Oops!
Important place in the deck
We wish you to borrow!
So that you are among the aces among the people
They started calling them too!
Pour it for everyone! Pour it for everyone!
O-la-la! O-la-la!
Oops!
General's salary
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
May your work be rewarded
And the love of beautiful ladies!
You are dear to all of us!
Ladies love kings!
O-la-la! O-la-la!
Oops!
There will be happiness in your personal life!
And energy charge!
Everything will be great for you!
The cards tell the truth!
O-la-la! O-la-la!
O-la-la! O-la-la!
Oops!
Women perform "Gypsy". Then they approach each man and offer to tell fortunes. You can make cards for fortune telling yourself - cut out funny pictures from magazines and provide them with an appropriate signature. Situations can be taken as follows: a memorable business trip, a family idyll, temptation, thrills, a vacation romance, strict bosses, financial difficulties, the fulfillment of a cherished desire, love with a guarantee, a showdown, sudden love, surprise, good nutrition, changes in work, problems with transport, new sources of income, true friends, an exotic trip, respect from colleagues, a risky adventure, an office romance, etc. The men show everyone the card they drew, and the fortune teller comments on the situation.
Musical pause.
Presenter: As you know, a man is a ball. If you give it too much freedom, it will bloom, if you give it too little, it will retract! So let’s drink, dear friends, so that your beloved women knit for you, but at the same time do not tie your hands and feet!
Musical pause.
Presenter: And now the women's choir will perform a song that is dedicated to our leader (General Director, etc.).
Dark night! And cash is hard to come by
And the salary is in the foggy distance,
Twinkling like stars!
Dark night! And in the dark you can't see the way!
Only taxes are a huge shadow,
How the ax hangs!
But our team is calm in mortal combat!
The marshal is standing at the window, and he can’t sleep!
We believe in him, in the team and in our victory!
After all, while he is on duty,
Nothing will happen!
Presenter: So let's drink to ensure that our leadership does not lose courage and fortitude even in the most difficult situations!
Musical pause.
Presenter: Dear men! We are grateful to have you! We wish you to always be men with a capital M!
We wish you to achieve general's shoulder straps,
Know everything, be able to do everything and work great!
Keep an eye on the alignment of your army,
Stop going AWOL from your wives!
Let no blood be shed
And your glorious regiment never surrenders!
We wish you to always stay in service!
May you be lucky both in love and in battle!
Quiz for future defenders of the fatherland - scenario
The holiday consists of two parts: 1) a quiz tournament prepared by the boys, and 2) competitions
They are invented and carried out by girls.
Holiday preparation
Boys form groups at will to represent their type of troops, prepare clothing attributes: shoulder straps, berets, ribbons, emblems, stripes, badges. In addition, they come up with questions for the quiz using books and encyclopedias; select songs or chants for the parade. Children are actively helped by parents, grandfathers, veterans invited to the class and young soldiers who served in the army. We recommend reading A. Mityaev’s books “The Book of Future Commanders” and “The Book of Future Admirals”. You can find both questions and answers there.
Celebration
The first stage of the "History of our Army" holiday.
February.
The winds blow in February
Rising, they rush into the distance
The pipes howl loudly,
Aircraft flights.
Like a snake rushes along the ground
It celebrates February
Light drifting snow.
The birth of the army.
S. Marshak
Leading.
Our army has an ancient and glorious history, although it began to be called an army not so long ago
More than two hundred years ago. Russians
That's what our ancestors were called in ancient times
They were brave and fearless warriors who did not give enemies the opportunity to conquer their lands. At the end of the 6th century. the Byzantine emperor wrote about the Russians: “... they love freedom and are not inclined to either slavery or obedience. The brave, especially in their own land, are hardy; they easily endure cold and heat, lack of clothing and food. Their young men skillfully wield weapons ". Another Byzantine wrote about the Russians: “This people is courageous to the point of madness, brave, strong.” The campaigns of Prince Oleg, the victories of the famous military leader of Kievan Rus, Prince Svyatoslav and his squad, put an end to the devastating raids of the Khazars, Pechenegs, Polovtsians, made Rus' a strong state, and its warriors
Invincible.
Particularly famous were such Russian commanders as Alexander Nevsky, Dmitry Donskoy, Alexander Suvorov, Mikhail Kutuzov, and in our time, marshals Konstantin Zhukov, Konev, Rokossovsky, etc. You will learn more about them when you study the glorious history of the Fatherland.
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And now we begin the quiz tournament. We ask questions in a circle: 1st group
2nd, 2nd group
3rd, etc. And so on three times (each group asks a total of three questions and answers three questions). If a group cannot answer a question asked of them, another group who knows the answer answers.
Quiz questions.
1. Name the great Russian commanders.
2. What orders were named after Russian commanders? (Order of Alexander Nevsky, established in the 18th century, Orders of Suvorov and Kutuzov, they were awarded during the Great Patriotic War).
3. In ancient times, when people acquired surnames, they received them based on their character, appearance, and occupation. What are the names associated with military affairs? (Voinov, Kazakov, Streltsov, Druzhinin, Pushkin, Pushkarev, Soldatov, Gusarov, Boytsov and others. The great-grandfathers of these people managed to stand up for their native land!).
4. What types of tanks are there? (Heavy, light, medium, floating).
5. What does the word boarding mean? (A method of naval combat. The enemy ships approached each other and grappled with hooks. The sailors entered into hand-to-hand combat to destroy or capture the crew and the ship itself).
6. In which country did the first tank appear? (In Russia, in 1915, it was called an all-terrain vehicle. The British were the first to start producing tanks in 1916. Hence the word tank was assigned to this vehicle).
7. Name the first Russian order. (Order of St. Andrew the First-Called).
8. Which commander commanded the Russian army during the war with the French in 1812? (Mikhail Kutuzov).
9. Name the types of troops in the modern army. (Artillery, motorized rifle troops, armored forces, infantry, marines, airborne, engineering, aviation).
10. How are the different types of troops different? (Uniform, emblems on sleeves, shoulder straps, emblems on buttonholes, etc.).
11. Who built the world's first airplane? (Engineer A.F. Mozhaisky. In the summer of 1882, the first flight in history was made in Krasnoe Selo, near St. Petersburg).
12. What were the first airplanes used for? (For reconnaissance. Then air combat and bombing were added to reconnaissance).
13. Name the first multi-engine aircraft that were built in 1913. They were used for bombing. (“Russian Knight” and “Ilya Muromets”).
14. Who conducted the first air battle? (Staff Captain P. Nesterov. He made the first flight in the form of a loop. It was called Nesterov’s loop, or a dead loop. In this battle, Nesterov again used a ram for the first time. This was in 1914).
15. Continue the series: battle, battle, battle... (battle).
16. What is the name of the artist who depicts battle scenes and scenes of military life? (Battleist).
17. What were Roman soldiers awarded with? (Wreaths).
18. What are “pig”, “ticks”? Draw them. (Troop order of battle).
19. Who was the first to be awarded the Order of Suvorov, 1st degree? (Marshal G.K. Zhukov).
20. Name the most memorable military parades on Red Square. (The 1941 parade, when the Germans came close to Moscow, and the Victory Parade in 1945).
21. Name the great Russian naval commanders. (Admiral F. Ushakov
He was never defeated, like A. Suvorov; Admirals M.P. Lazarev, P.S. Nakhimov, V.A. Kornilov, V.I. Istomin, S.O. Makarov).
22. Name the warships. (Boat, cruiser, battleship, torpedo boat, destroyer, minesweeper, battleship).
23. Which orders are named after Russian admirals? (Order and medal of Ushakov, order and medal of Nakhimov).
24. Who established the St. Andrew's flag? (Peter I in 1699. This is the stern flag of the Russian Navy. It is white with a diagonal blue cross of St. Andrew the First-Called, hence the name St. Andrew's).
25. What does the nautical word polundra mean, and where did it come from? (This word is Dutch and literally means: be afraid of an object falling from above, this is a danger signal).
26. When did the Russian navy begin to be created? (At the end of the 17th century, the first warships were launched under Tsar Alexei Mikhailovich, the father of Peter I. But none of them ever saw the sea. Only under Peter I did Russia reach the sea shores and begin to have the most powerful navy ).
The winners of the quiz, those who score the most points, are awarded medals depicting the military insignia of various branches of the military.
You can sing songs (optional): “A soldier is walking through the city,” “Don’t cry, girl,” “A detachment was walking along the shore.”
Scripts and scenes. Scenario for February 23. Scene for February 23. Scenario at school for February 23. February 23. Scenario. Sketch Script for the holiday on February 23.
He can't live without ribbons,
At least he is male.
It's cracking, you can't stop it,
Do you know someone like that?
machine gun
While our poplars stand,
The native land sleeps peacefully.
Not trees, of course, they are.
Well, what, you name it quickly.
rockets
Who marches on the parade ground,
Who likes green?
Who marches with a song,
Minting a step, always forward?
soldiers
Every soldier knows:
Newbie and experienced,
If you receive it -
It won't seem small.
There are them in the army
Several types
But there is one
If you grab it, it’s a shame.
Outfit out of turn
They are landing
Motorized rifle, rocket,
Sometimes someone gets caught
So cunning and secret.
There are also tank ones,
Infantry, automobile...
Well, who will answer, who will tell,
What kind of units are strong?
Troops
Tender and soft
It slides down your cheek,
Feelings at the limit
And a great view.
This is not a girlfriend
Tanka, Olga, Lenka,
It's better than them
From Nivea...
foam
Noble drink
He's approaching the holiday
It is savored slowly,
And with a slice of lemon.
Pleasant taste and aroma,
And without him there is no way.
Male pleasure -
Exquisite...
cognac
They are not afraid of either waves or wind,
And the pitching is familiar, and the hands are strong.
You can't help but notice their caps in the crowd.
Tell me, what are their names? ...
sailors
Heaven loves, brave, courageous,
His experience is very important
He guards the boundaries of heaven,
Eliminates enemies along the way.
paratrooper
If you go AWOL,
If, suddenly, you are not friends with the charter,
Then you'll get there right away,
To understand whether you are serving correctly.
Guardhouse
If you ended up in the army ranks,
Forget about jeans and T-shirts.
From now on you have one outfit,
Hurry, little soldier, dress him.
Military uniform
He fought in a distant land,
Followed orders accurately
He faced a cruel war,
But he survived and did not run away.
He knows everything firsthand
Been to hot spots
And now we're calling the boy
In a special word...
veteran
Our humanity is proud
Defenders....
Fatherland
Who, tell me, protects the country,
Who will not allow the enemy to get through?
Who will rush straight into the depths of the sea?
Do you need help? Definitely...
men
Which commander visited Europe?
And he and his army overcame the pass in the Alps.
Suvorov
He is the chief of soldiers and sergeants,
Responsible for discipline
For weapons, for training...
Submits himself to the commander.
Sergeant Major
To make marching more fun,
You better start singing it.
Her heart becomes warmer...
What is this, guess?
Drill song
There are always strict rules in the navy,
“War” - “war” - lunch according to the schedule.
When the sea is rocking, the dishes are jumping and jumping,
But our experienced...
cook
Just turning eighteen -
She calls everyone to her,
To gain skill
In running, in climbing, in shooting,
To become a brave soldier,
Grow up and mature.
She teaches everyone, guys,
Defend our world with honor.
Army
Will guide you inside the barracks
It is a major order.
Guess who it is?
Surely, ...
orderly
This quiz can be held at extracurricular events dedicated to the holiday of February 23 or Victory Day.
The class is divided into 2 teams
Teams take turns answering questions.
1. Which commander, having read in the works of the philosopher Democritus that there is not one, but many universes in the world, exclaimed: “But I haven’t conquered this one yet!” (Alexander the Great.)
2. What military trick helped end the Trojan War? (The king of the small Greek island of Ithaca, Odysseus, offered to make a large wooden horse, inside which the Greek detachment took refuge. The Trojans, considering the horse a gift from the Greeks, who were tired of fighting for ten years, dragged it into the city. At night, the Greeks got out of the horse and opened the city gates to their troops. Thus ended the Trojan War with the capture and destruction of Troy.)
3. This shirt was invented in Ancient Assyria, but Russian soldiers especially loved it - it was worn from the 10th to the 17th centuries, and then it became useless. What is this shirt? (Chain mail is a shirt woven from many iron rings.)
4. Who owns the words: “Russia is not lost with the loss of Moscow”? (To Mikhail Illarionovich Kutuzov.)
5. “To Citizen Minin and Prince Pozharsky, grateful Russia,” is written on the pedestal of the monument standing on Red Square in Moscow. What is Russia grateful to these people for? (Zemsky elder Kuzma Minin in Nizhny Novgorod gathered a people’s militia that liberated Moscow from the Polish invaders. This militia was commanded by Prince Dmitry Mikhailovich Pozharsky.)
6. Why is the rainy day of June 24, 1945 significant in Russian history? (The Victory Parade took place.)
7. Rapid attack. (Attack.)
8. The name of the fighter in the poem Alexander Trifonovich Tvardovsky (Vasily Terkin.)
9. Personnel of a ship, aircraft, tank. (Crew.)
10. A fighter tasked with collecting data about the enemy’s plans and actions. (Scout.)
11. What is the name of the machine gun cart made famous in the famous Civil War song? (Tachanka.)
12. What is the name of the part of the troops that goes ahead of the main forces? (Vanguard.)
13. What were the names of the first Russian warriors? (Vigilantes.)
14. Which soldiers during the Great Patriotic War did the Germans call the “Black Death”? (Marines.)
15. To whom does history attribute the words: “Russia is great, but there is nowhere to retreat: Moscow is behind us!” (Vasily Georgievich Klochkov, political instructor of the 8th Guards Panfilov Division, which defended Moscow.)
16. Who led the defense of Moscow in 1941? (Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov.)
