Unfortunately, our government does not treat the medical profession properly, as well as teachers. Medical workers' salaries are low compared to what they do. but they accomplish a feat, saving lives and treating people. Their work is truly hard. Therefore, for relaxation and a festive evening, we offer you fun and interesting competitions for the day of the doctor, health worker, games and entertainment for the day of the medical worker.
It is very difficult for doctors when in front of you lies a person with a very serious injury whom you need to operate on. You can't hesitate for a minute. Doctors know how to pull themselves together and do their job properly. Doctors can safely be called heroes. In our country, Medical Worker Day has been celebrated for a long time, since the times of the USSR. It is celebrated on the third Sunday of June.
Competitions for the day of the doctor, health worker
Medical workers are people too, they also like to relax. Therefore, on the day of their professional holiday, you can offer such entertainment. A person has many organs, and it is very difficult for one doctor to cope with them all. Therefore, doctors are divided according to the subject of their treatment. There is an ophthalmologist, a neurologist, an oncologist, a surgeon, a therapist, etc.
For neurologists, you can offer a competition to test the nerves. Each participant is given a piece of paper that needs to be torn into many small pieces. The difficulty is that this must be done at arm's length; you cannot help with the other.
There is a competition for ENT doctors that will test their hearing. Words (compliments) are spoken into everyone's ear, which must be passed on to a neighbor or must be spoken out loud. These can be not only compliments, but also congratulations.
To relieve boredom among guests, you can hold a group competition. Two people or two teams stand in a drawn circle. It includes players. Each player has his left arm tied to his torso and a medical cap on his head. The task is this: you need to take off your opponent’s cap and at the same time prevent him from taking off your own. Each cap removed from an enemy's head earns players points.
A creative competition will help cheer up an honest medical company. Rubber gloves are a common item in the work of doctors. And you suggest that doctors make different figures from rubber gloves and markers. Fantasy should work as much as possible here.
And everyone will like this competition. Based on the first line of the song, you need to guess the diagnosis.
For example.
Spleen “My heart.” “My heart stopped, caught its breath a little, and started again.”
Diagnosis: Asystole; Fibrillation.
Alsou "Winter Dream". “If you don’t hear me, then winter has come.”
Diagnosis: otitis media.
Themed games can be played. For example, the game “Thermometer”.
This is the meaning. Players are divided into teams. Without hands, both teams pass a thermometer (not necessarily a real one), which should be under their left hand. The distance between players is approximately 1-1.5 meters. The team that hands over the thermometer the fastest wins.
Current game "Maternity ward".
Two players participate.
One is a wife who recently gave birth, the other is a husband and father of a child.
The father asks questions about the child, and the wife must show everything with gestures, since they are separated by glass in the room that does not allow sound to pass through. It's funny to watch the game when both players are men.
Congratulations to all doctors, happy holiday evening to you!!!
Medicine is recognized as the most difficult profession on earth. When a doctor not only tries to cure a person, he is completely and completely absorbed in the patient’s problem. And we all know doctors who spend most of their time at work, often sacrificing their families. And the majority of doctors are like this.
Spending a lot of time with patients, work becomes a second home, and the work team becomes a second family, or even the first. Therefore, it is very important to hold entertainment events and corporate events. Especially when there is an occasion - the professional holiday Medical Worker Day.
Our dear doctors. We try to select the most interesting competitions for you so that your Medic’s Day holiday will be very fun, memorable and you can relax and take your mind off your hard everyday life.
Competitions for Doctor's Day will lift the spirits of the busiest workers in the medical field, allow you to relax and laugh heartily.
Happy holiday to you, Medical Workers!
For doctors in connection with upcoming professional holidays. Tomorrow, May 12, is International Nurses Day, and every 3rd Sunday in June is Health Worker Day.
So last night I had to put everything aside and sit down to write cheerful congratulations to the health workers, as well as those who work with them. In general, all people in white and colored coats.
Perhaps somewhere I still have the same humor, but this is the profession of these people)) I wrote with great respect for their work and with no less desire to meet them exclusively on the pages of this site (it’s better for you to come to us than we to you ). Dear heroes of the upcoming celebration, do not even think about being offended by the order of the list: it is not in alphabetical order and not in order of seniority - as it came to mind, so I give it out. And you can always correct it.
Comic nominations for congratulations
and awards for medical workers
Miss Light Hand – Nurse
Man - X-ray - radiologist
Call girl – female emergency doctor or primary care physician
Call boy - the same, but male
Master of Cardiac Affairs – Cardiologist
Let's cut everything off! - surgeon
We'll cut it from here, sew it here - plastic surgeon
Heart to heart conversation - psychiatrist
We do not care! – pathologist
Why are we so nervous? – neurologist
Our regiment has arrived! – midwife
Man – long arms – gynecologist
Where did the second ear go? – ENT (ear, nose and throat. Only one ear is designated, but where is the other?)))
Skin care specialist – dermatologist
You can reach a person in different ways - proctologist
The path to everything lies through the stomach - gastroenterologist
Reach heaven, or at least something - pulmonologist
Jade King - nephrologist
Brother, he is also a brother in Africa - the 1st nurse
Brother-2 – 2nd nurse
First lady of state - head nurse
First Lady – female chief physician or spouse of a male chief physician
The first lady's husband is a male chief physician
Mister Muscle - orderly
Mrs. Muscle - Nurse
Color of Life Specialist – Pediatrician
And let the ophthalmologists look into your eyes - a venereologist
But we have our own alphabet - ophthalmologist (ophthalmologist)
The gray cardinal is the medical supply manager. institutions (what could we do without it?)
Let there always be sunshine, otherwise the light bulbs will run out - the electrician is honey. institutions (must be announced immediately after the gray cardinal)))
Queen of Test Tubes - Laboratory Assistant
The writing involves impressions from the film “Interns,” as well as vague memories of the monologues of Soviet comedians and my own small personal experience.
But to these professions
I couldn’t think of any cheerful congratulations:
Epidemiologist
Infectious disease specialist
Anesthetist
Dentist
Prosthetist
Paramedic
But they were invented by wonderful visitors to my site - use them! So,
doctors
from my readers :
Anesthesiologist is a potential drug addict
Or - OMOROZKO
Or - NEIBOLIT
Dentist - Even the toughest guys are afraid of me
Or - Expensive, but what to do?
Or - In my society everyone spits
Or - NOT A FOOT IN THE TOOTH
Surgeon - EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
Infectious disease specialist - I WANTED TO SNEEZE AT EVERYONE
Or - Mr. TOTAL SNATCH
Epidemiologist - bubonic-plague king (there were epidemics of bubonic plague in the Middle Ages) or BUBON-PLAGUE KING (to make it not so scary, he is still a king)
Urologist - Miss tarnished reputation (if female)
Or - NISTRUYA (with emphasis on the last syllable) (if a man)
Paramedic - (if a rural district doctor) - BOTH SWEET, AND RVETS, AND TRACTOR RIDER
Plastic surgeon - DO NOT BE BORN BEAUTIFUL, BUT BE BORN RICH.
Gynecologist: NO NEED TO BE SHY, WHERE TO GO?!
Ambulance Team - The Team We Can't Live Without
A nurse or a nurse giving an enema - Not by washing, but by poopingNutritionist - well, you eat...
Venereologist - it doesn’t matter WHERE, but it matters WITH WHOM
Pulmonologist - Nightmare of the upper respiratory tract
Sex therapist - If you drive more quietly, you will stay longer
But, friends, if you have other options, please write, I will add them here. So that on their professional holiday there would be cheerful congratulations to health workers, and not boring official statistics.
Aibolit will help you
Throat color like raspberry
So you have... ANGINA
2. If you ran through puddles
The umbrella didn't seem to be needed
And the next morning out of nowhere
Appears... COLD.
3. Smile and joke
He loves kids very much
Lines up for injections
Children's doctor. ..PEDIATRICIAN.
4. Hepatitis, dysentery
Malaria, diphtheria
He'll drive everything away like a chikist
Doctor.. .INFECTIOUSIST.
5. They stand in the heat, they stand in the cold,
Always holding bouquets of roses
This house gives children
We'll call him... MATERNITY HOSPITAL.
6. Check the cleanliness and quality of cleaning
Disinfection is carried out cleverly for you in an instant
If you break their law, the receipt flies in an instant,
And he will send it to you... Sanitary and Epidemiological Station.
7. He is not a sadist, but he will shine a lamp in the eye,
Everyone, like a schoolboy, will answer all the letters.
The security officer will encrypt everything on the card,
Among the people is Glaznik, but for us... OCULIST.
8. “Scalpel, clamp, dry, fast, pretty,
Time? Pressure? We’ll make it, calmly.”
There are a lot of colleagues and it’s sterile around,
This is how the best operates... SURGEON.
9. If, luckily, a stork knocks on your door,
This means your baby will be born soon.
During childbirth, an assistant, tactful and dexterous,
Who is this? Friendly... . OBSTETRIC-GYNECOLOGIST
10. White teeth - of course beautiful,
He will instantly drive away caries playfully.
It is not the proctologist who will leave the filling in your mouth,
Everyone's favorite doctor... DENTIST
11. In his office there are “sweeter” pills,
And there they will sing “Luli-Luli” without any problem.
He is glad that his name is Aibolit,
Everyone knows what cures children... PEDIATRICIAN
12. He is no worse at desmurgy than a surgeon,
He will put a plaster on you and tighten it tighter.
Sets the joint without drugs or needles,
He is everyone's favorite doctor... TRAUMATOLOGIST.
13. He promises sweet dreams to everyone,
He gently places the mask on your mouth.
No, he is not an ENT specialist or a dentist,
We know that this is... ANESTHETIST
14. A stethoscope is in hand, and a tonometer is in place,
He knows medicines, probably two hundred tons.
He runs to the station and sends greetings to everyone,
Master of Medicine, native…. THERAPIST
2. Table joke "10 signs that you are a doctor..."
1. It’s not women who hang around your neck, but stethoscopes...
2. You promised Hippocrates something...
3. You will be the first to know about new trends in women's underwear (and men's underwear too).
4. Everything around is in shit, and you are in white...
5. You regularly lose someone...
6. You know how to prescribe something that the pharmacy cannot read...
7. You not only drink alcohol, but also rub other people’s buttocks with it...
8. In the West you would earn 100 times more...
9. Feces can tell you a lot...
10. If we get sick, we won’t contact you.
3. Musical riddles "Let's diagnose the lyrical hero of the song"
Short fragments of songs are read (or sounded), and guests try to determine what is really bothering the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.
Fragments of songs and diagnoses:
1. “And my heart stopped,
My heart froze" (diagnosis: heart failure).
2. “If you don’t hear me,
So, winter has come" (diagnosis: otitis).
3. We walked with you,
I cried, oh, I cried (diagnosis: hysteria).
4. We honestly want to tell you:
We don't look at girls anymore (diagnosis: impotence).
5. You shouldn’t scold the rain, you shouldn’t scold it
You stand and wait, but why, you don’t know (diagnosis: sclerosis).
6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,
So it's not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).
7. She even wanted to hang herself
But the institute, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).
8. I know - you want, I know for sure - you want,
I know for sure - you want, you want - but you are silent (diagnosis: muteness).
9. It hurts me, it hurts
This evil pain cannot be relieved (diagnosis: pain shock).
10. And his wound rots,
And it won't get any smaller
And it won't heal (diagnosis: gangrene).
11. Every step through it hurts,
Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: limb fractures).
12. Judge people, judge God, How I loved
I walked barefoot through the cold to see my sweetheart (ORZ)
13. I got drunk and drunk,
I won't make it home
(alcoholism)
14. Black eyes, passionate eyes, burning and beautiful eyes!
How I love you! How afraid I am of you!
You know, I saw you at an unkind hour! (Hypnosis session.)
15. I am not an angel, I am not a demon, I am a tired wanderer.
I'm back, I'm resurrected
And he knocked on your house. (Clinical death.)
16. Never said
But there is no more patience. (Muteness.)
17. Night! Expectations are cold.
Pain! It's like I'm split.
I can not see anything,
I hate myself. (Night blindness.)
18. And the dawn is already becoming more noticeable,
So please be kind... (Hangover syndrome.)
19. Why are thoughts so confused?
Why does the light dim so often? (Fainting.)
20. I rush into the night to catch up with you,
But I understand that I am standing and cannot run. (Paralysis.)
21. Unfortunately, I, but fortunately, am not alone
I fell into your insidious addiction.
(Addiction.)
22. The snowstorm covered the road,
The sled trail disappeared...
Your hands are getting cold, your feet are getting cold,
And he’s still not there (frostbite)
23. This girl is nothing.
And this one is empty.
And this one, I note,
The belly sulks from the tea. (Binge eating.)
24. Oh, and I myself have become somewhat unstable these days,
I won’t make it home from a friendly drinking party. (Alcohol intoxication.)
25. And I recognize my dear one by his gait. (Flat feet.)
26. I tried to get away from love,
I took a sharp razor and edited myself.
(Suicidal syndrome.)
27. There is no logic in your thoughts,
How can I find the truth in them? (Schizophrenia.)
28. Why are you, dear, looking askance,
Bowing your head low?
(Osteochondrosis.)
29. They picked a sweet berry together,
Bitter berry - I'm alone (poisoning)
30. Far, far, far
My only true friend.
It's not easy, it's not easy, it's not easy
Without reliable, trusted hands (masseur).
31. Hot sun, hot sand,
Hot lips - a sip of water. (sunstroke)
Oh, you guests - gentlemen!
Have you gathered here?
Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
And glorify your deeds!
Your hospital town -
He is neither low nor high.
Good people live there
And it brings health to everyone.
Chief Doctor Aibolit
He keeps order here.
They work here with their souls -
Anyone in the city knows.
I offer you a riddle:
Who knows about everything in the hospital
And he suffers for everything with his soul?
Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
Did you guess it? Who is he?
That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.
Speech by the head physician
Presenter:
A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!
So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of a big and complex life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.
Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):
Make a woman beautiful
And healthy you should.
For this important purpose
Gynecologists are needed!
Help to appear
To the kids in the world,
To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
Thanks and hello!
(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)
Presenter:
The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.
Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):
Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
They will get a vaccination and an injection,
So that you can get better.
Top top, don't be afraid of them:
All in white and kindly robes,
There is nothing better and kinder in the world
Children's clinic doctors!
Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
Top-top, top-top, first steps.
Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his leisure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.
Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, the soldiers were coming"):
If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
And, of course, you can get sick leave!
Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
And mothers bring their children here.
Any doctor here can see you.
And you can get everything tested here!
In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker, no matter how capable and talented he may be, can live. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
Everything is in your hands.
Finance is power!
You are our almighty king and god!
Life without money seems hateful
If the chief accountant didn’t help!
We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!
Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):
The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
Let's get the money and we're happy!
We say "thank you" to you,
Thank you for the money.
Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.
Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):
If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course,
That's probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You should go to therapy!
Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
Ahh, all habits heal,
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.
Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):
Why have you eaten too much again?
Why did you get so sick?
To ease the suffering,
Needs rinsing!
Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
People end up in this department completely unexpectedly and unexpectedly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.
Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):
Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
Work again!
In the operating room the seconds are running,
Care for everyone!
Can we take trouble away from people again?
Can we save you from death?
Bring happiness to the sick?!
Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
I want to help you, I want to help all people!
Just know it!!!
We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!
Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):
And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
But don’t bother us with the repairs!
True, our bosses are golden guys.
And they always give us whatever you want!
I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
"Here you go again, darling!
Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
I still won’t give you what you want!”
Our editors will never offend us either,
He will give you as many consultations as you want!
And he knows and sees all our problems,
But you can’t take money from him!
He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
But we hope that our life will become better.
Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
Our good bosses will call and say:
"Come and take whatever you want!"
I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
And now I ask everyone to come to the table.
(Feast, games, dancing.)
2. Medical Worker's Day. Holiday, script dedicated to the day of the medical worker.
Long before the holiday, a poster is hung with the image of Doctor Aibolit and the task for each department is to prepare an interesting performance.
All words of congratulations belong to the Presenter.
Today is Doctors' Day,
We congratulate everyone!
Let the song flow more cheerfully
Sounds like fun laughter!
We wish you with all our hearts
Dance today!
And we hasten to congratulate everyone
And wish you happiness!
We invite you,
It's like being in a fairy tale
Let's play a fairy tale:
Let's go to the departments
Our hospital
And we, without a doubt,
A miracle will happen.
Congratulations to the therapists:
Almost historical
Therapeutic department.
General practitioners
They're rushing to work
On Tuesday and Wednesday
And even on Saturday
And even when
The country is resting
Hospital then
Shouldn't rest!
General practitioners,
You are nice people!
Let your secrets
They will be famous!
We are so grateful
For your work,
We are so grateful
For your concern!
We wish you
Health today!
After all, this is success
Preface throughout!
I'm the word now
I give it to therapists.
Will open for us
They are their soul.
Speech by therapists.
Congratulations to the surgeons:
Let's move on...
I will say without falsehood:
Surgery department
Causes admiration.
To warm the soul,
We need to sing a song to them.
Song for surgeons:
I stood and trembled
In the surgeon's office:
Here she took me
Nervous trembling
I almost fell -
It got bad, it got bad,
And the surgeon got
Sharp knife.
He looked into my eyes,
He spoke very quietly
He mocked my fear.
I'm completely numb
It became dashing, it became dashing:
My soul and body have cooled down.
And the surgeon slashed
By bandages and cotton wool
And he put ointment on my abscess,
Only me all spring
At night he ran somewhere
And until the summer he was treated for a nervous breakdown.
Oh, surgeon, you are a surgeon,
Your mysterious image
I dream about it for many years in a row.
Scalpel in a cloud of hands
And a mocking voice
And under the cap there is a gentle look.
Surgeons! Say something, prove your talents!
Surgeons' speech.
Congratulations to traumatologists:
The condition is critical,
Trauma department...
Come in boldly
Get busy.
Traumatologists work
They know clearly: inside and out.
For their concern
Everyone responds kindly.
Happens to anyone
Trouble and misfortune
And they will connect to salvation
Traumatologists then.
You'll break an arm or a leg
Or you'll hit your head -
There is mutual understanding here
And you will find sympathy.
Eternally grateful
Thank you for your help until the end.
Of course they work here
Only kind hearts.
And I will say again:
"Traumatologists, you have the floor!"
Speech by traumatologists.
Congratulations to endocrinologists:
In the endocrine department
We will listen to the singing with you.
Dedication song to an endocrinologist:
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
They are cheerful, they are healthy,
And the jokes are bold on the tongue.
They won't tell you
Not an ounce of anything new
And they won't go
Walk to the river.
But there will be faithful ones
They probably
After all, they are not geologists,
To walk.
First in work
Not nervous at all
And dearly
Dream about them.
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
Congratulations to neurologists:
Now walk more quietly
So that no one can hear you.
In neurology now
Sleep is observed.
The work of a neurologist is difficult
And she's not always very cheerful.
Old people and children believe in him:
He is a healer not of the heart but of the soul.
Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,
Everything there is according to the rules, everything is according to science:
The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.
You do not believe me? Honestly!
You are very, very dear to us!
Sing to us, neurologists.
Speech by neurologists.
Congratulations to urologists:
Not many will survive
Work in urology.
Come in, don't make any noise,
Don't wake up the department.
In urological
Department
A lot of "critical"
Without a doubt.
People lie there
Seriously sick
And operations
It's not simple.
Difficult cases
It often happens
Only doctors there
Don't be discouraged.
They help everyone
Beautiful people!
May they have good luck
Will accompany!
In my opinion, everyone
Will greatly oblige
If you have your word
Urology will tell you.
Speech by urologists.
Congratulations to toxicologists:
Now another road
Let's go to toxicology.
In toxicology
Hard life!
In toxicology
Just hold on!
That poisoning
That's indigestion
Spoils what's good
Mood.
They poison everyone
Whatever came to hand!
Everyone gets poisoned
Who lacks intelligence!
And fussing
Sometimes a nurse
Can't sleep at all
Until the morning.
Happy holiday to you,
Dear doctors!
Let them be yours
Hearts are hot!
I'm ready to say:
Toxicology - over to you!
Speech by toxicologists.
And now I promise:
We'll play a little.
Not flying and not looking,
There will be just a medical examination:
Need you to know
Which office did you end up in?
Puzzles.
about the ophthalmologist:
1. You got into the office,
Where there are no bandages and iodine.
The doctor will examine the fundus
A magnifying glass will be connected to this,
He is pure in soul and heart.
That's for sure... (ophthalmologist).
about lore:
2. This doctor will wash your nose,
Maybe push some cotton wool,
If necessary, open his mouth -
He will check his throat
He will put tampons in his ears.
Everyone has known for a long time:
He is a serious person
This doctor is called... (ENT).
about the gynecologist:
3. You can laugh or cry,
Only this is a female doctor.
He immediately senses illness
He treats all pregnant women.
His day in the service is long.
This doctor... (gynecologist).
about the dentist:
4. And now I ask for a chair,
Take a seat quickly
Open your mouth wider
Wait: the doctor will come.
He will conduct excavations in the teeth,
He will make fillings and braces,
Will remove the diseased fragment...
This is a wonderful... (dentist).
about the cardiologist:
5. He doesn’t look at you menacingly,
He's always so serious
He has his own program:
Can take a cardiogram,
Can I take your pulse?
And check the pressure.
And imagine as an astrologer,
Everything will be predicted... (cardiologist).
about the surgeon:
6. He is sometimes sad, sometimes he laughs,
Never separates
He's with a scalpel. Friends,
He can't live without it.
He is always cheerful, fresh,
What is not needed will be cut off,
He will sew what you need...
Maybe vice versa.
He will drink a little alcohol,
I'm flirting a little with the nurse...
He is a brother and friend to all doctors.
Did you guess it? He... (surgeon).
about the nurse:
7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?
In a white ironed robe?
Knows what? Where? For what?
How to treat? Whom? And with what?
Will give his orders
And will he sign all the decisions?
Who is always ready in the morning?
This is the older... (sister).
about the pharmacist:
Now let's go to the pharmacy
Let's look at the river for medicine,
And we'll find out who looks like
Our question will determine.
1. Who will make the medicines?
He will arrange all the showcases,
He'll stand by the window,
He'll look at the medicines
The ointment will knead well,
Will the powder be successfully weighed?
Answers in a sing-song voice
Well, of course... (pharmacist).
about the pharmacist:
2. Well, who is this, by the way?
In a white cap and robe?
Like a minister in a vast kingdom,
Checks all medications.
Checks everyone:
Who is right and who is wrong here?
Who didn't get enough pills?
Where did you spill the powder?
Who chatted like TV?
Did you guess it? He... (pharmacist).
about the chief physician:
3. He is in a separate office,
Always responsible for others
Knows everything and knows everyone
And in business there is always success!
He can't sleep at night -
He knows the troubles of hospitals,
But you can’t solve everything, even if you cry -
This is definitely the main... (doctor)!
The medical examination went well
Of course, it became clear to me
That everyone in the hospital is healthy
And cheerful! I give you my word!
Happy holiday, dear medical workers!
Happiness and success in your hard work!
3. Competitions, games, poems and congratulations to doctors in the scenario of the holiday Medical Day, Medical Worker, for Medical Worker Day.
Leading:
Hello!
Welcome to our fabulous clinic "Neboleyka", only today you will meet our wonderful specialists who will prescribe you medicines for all diseases and check your health.
Where does theater begin?
Everyone knows that from the wardrobe,
But there are no clinics,
No receptionist at the entrance.
He will guide and advise
He will show the patient the right path,
He will give you a ticket and put a stamp on it
And he will send you to see a doctor.
Grandma comes on stage
(disguised young man or girl):
Oh, what do you have here guys?
Looks like a clinic?
This is for me, I really need it,
Let me go through all the doctors together.
The grandmother approaches the reception staff:
Milky, my back hurts and my heart is pressing,
The leg is lame, the liver is tightening,
The eyes can't see, the nerves are out of order,
In short, there are health problems.
Send me to the doctors soon,
Give me a ticket, put a stamp on it,
Well, guess which doctors?
Guess my riddles together.
She asks them riddles:
1. The main doctors in the world,
All colds are cured for people,
If you have problems with your throat
Will they help me? (Pediatricians)
2. If my eyes are tired,
I started to see something bad,
It’s somehow cloudy, the gaze is not clear,
Will they help me? (Ophthalmologists)
3. I became very nervous,
And I'm tired of life,
Does your grandmother need a gynecologist?
No! So who? (Neurologist)
4. The heart rhythm is not calm,
Yes, and the age is worthy,
The path up the stairs is so long,
Does grandma need it? (Cardiologist)
5. Runny nose, tears flowing from the nose,
The ears don't hear very well,
Cough muffles conversation
Of course I need it? (Lore)
The grandmother collects referrals to doctors from the receptionists, which they can write on napkins or any pieces of paper.
Presenter (to the hall):
How can we congratulate pediatricians,
Their work is important and invaluable!
Any trip to the hospital begins with them,
They always have friendly faces.
(addressing personally to pediatricians):
Dear ones, how proud we are of your service,
Today you are the sweetest and most beautiful
You are, as always, worthy of admiration.
Happy Doctor's Day! Congratulations!
The grandmother holds any active competition, after which the doctors take her pulse and make a diagnosis - Healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
How can we live without ophthalmologists?
Without those who will quickly check your vision,
The eyes are the most important human organ,
If they get sick, it’s no laughing matter for him!
To see home, nature, friend, mother,
Walk without squinting, but confidently and straight,
You need to contact them for help!
(Addressing personally to ophthalmologists):
We congratulate you on “Medical Day”!
Grandma is holding a competition.
You can hold any vision test competition, for example, draw something on pieces of paper and show it from afar, gradually moving further away. In the end, the grandmother is diagnosed - Healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
It's been a long time since people's nerves have been roped,
And sometimes my soul is heavy,
Neuropathologists, funny guys,
You will always be received with sincere warmth.
(addressing personally to neurologists):
Sometimes without feeling sorry for yourself,
You are burning mentally at work,
We hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible,
Your work is especially appreciated!
Grandma is holding a competition for the best nerves:
Each person is given a piece of paper, it must be torn as small as possible, with one outstretched hand, you cannot help yourself with the other.
Presenter (to the hall):
There is nothing more important in the body than the heart,
It gives rise to feelings and recognitions,
There is a warm light hidden in him and love,
And happiness lies in consciousness.
(Addressing personally to cardiologists):
Sometimes your heart hurts,
And we can’t fix those problems without you!
"Medical Day" is flying all over the earth,
We hasten to congratulate you on it!
Grandmother holds a competition:
You need to draw a heart on a piece of paper with your eyes closed.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose the grandmother as healthy.
Presenter (to the hall):
Since childhood we have known the agreement,
Our ear and nose is treated by ENT.
If you have snot or otitis media,
He will heal us quickly.
(Addressing personally to the lore):
How grateful we are to you,
If your nose is breathing properly,
Ears hear, throat is clear,
You are the experts!
We congratulate you on the holiday,
We will glorify your work across the earth,
Happy “Day” to you “Medika” dear ones,
Our lores are golden!
Grandma is holding a competition for the best ear, sweet compliments and congratulations are whispered into the ears of those who wish, they need to pass them on to a neighbor or say them out loud.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose her as healthy.
Leading:
Our grandmother is healthy
Thank you to all doctors
We talk together with her,
Glory to the good doctors!
The grandmother changes her appearance to her younger self and makes a speech of gratitude to all the doctors and the head physician.
After which the floor is given to the head doctor himself, who congratulates all those present on the holiday on the Day of the Medical Worker!!!
4. Scenario for Doctor’s Day “Men in White Coats.”
The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.
Leading:
- Words of gratitude to you,
To nurses and doctors,
To those who saved our lives,
To those who will return our health,
Our deepest bow to you.
To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).
The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.
Leading:
- Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
On guard of health, always on the alert,
They are always on duty
They pass our pain through themselves,
They always help us in trouble,
From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
Thank you, people in white coats.
(Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)
Patient:
- Hello, Doctor!
Doctor:
(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)
Doctor:
-What are you complaining about, young man?
Patient:
- My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.
Doctor:
- Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.
Patient:
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)
Doctor:
- My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!
Patient:
- Yes, doctor.
(The doctor takes out a photograph of a beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)
Doctor:
- Is it easier?
Patient:
- Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.
Doctor:
- Get dressed, you are in love. It's not fatal, but if it doesn't go away in two months, you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life.
(The patient leaves, another appears.)
Doctor:
- Hello, come in, undress, lie down.
Patient:
- Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...
(Hands out papers.)
Doctor:
- I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.
(The patient undresses and lies down.)
Doctor:
- Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?
Patient:
- For salary.
(The doctor listens to him.)
Doctor:
- Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing exhaustion. Sore throat?
Patient:
- Only after a cold beer.
Doctor:
- Dizzy?
Patient:
- Only after vodka.
Doctor:
- It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?
Patient:
- No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.
Leading:
- Everyone here received lottery tickets at the entrance. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.
The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the shape of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.
Leading:
- Quiet hour is coming
Everyone is in their rooms,
Spring is just outside the window,
A riot of aromas,
Breaking the silence
In a white robe,
Young nurse
Spun in a waltz.
Dance competition for everyone present.
The host approaches the dancing couple, gives one of them a balloon, and starts dancing with the other. The man with the balloon does the same. You can break a pair only once, when there is not one unbroken pair left around, the remaining person with the ball is given the task of bringing the ball in the palm of his hand to his beloved or loved one. A prize is awarded for a successful action.
Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.
Two women and two men are chosen. Male doctors give instructions to their nurses. After a certain distance, a ball is tied to two chairs and two glasses of water are placed; you can only get to the patient chairs along the drawn squares. The first task is to give an injection to the patient. A disposable syringe is assembled and a ball is pierced on the other side. The second task is to give the patient pills. Five tablets are taken, the nurse must transfer all the tablets into a spoon one at a time. The third task is to give an enema. To do this, use a small syringe to select water from one glass to another. The fastest and most agile one wins. She is presented with a painted diploma “Cool Nurse”.
Leading:
- You chose a difficult path, and yet,
Walk without turning away from it boldly,
Is most valuable to you
The health of everyone, without exception,
Treating people is not an easy task,
And you can’t make mistakes,
So may good luck accompany you,
And the Earth flourishes with joy!!!
